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06-15-2006, 05:36 PM
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|  pretty funny God: Men, what car you get in Heaven will depend on how faithful you were to your wives on Earth. Man 1: Please God, I can't count how many times I cheated on my wife. There were just too many beautiful women on Earth, and I had to have them all. God: I am ashamed of you, my man, for that, I give you a run-down truck that barely moves. Man 2: Dear God, please forgive me! I cheated on my wife once, just once! We were going through problems and I took the wrong turn. Please forgive me! God: My man, I am ashamed of you too. But I will be kinder to you. For that, I give you a convertible BMW. Man 3: Dear God, you will be so proud of me. I loved and worshipped my wife. I brought her roses everyday after work, I brought her gifts every aniversary, and we went travelling, and had dinner out three times a week, and... God: Okay, my man, enough! I get the point. I am very proud of you! For that, I give you any car you desire! Two weeks later Man 1 and 2 are driving on the freeway when they see Man 3 ahead of them, stopped in the middle of the road in his Black Jaguar. Man 1 and 2: Hey Man! Why are you sitting in your car and crying your eyes out? You're acting like some ungrateful bugger! Look at your car, man! What is your problem?! Man 3: I just saw my wife on rollerskates! |
 
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06-18-2006, 06:37 PM
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| i feel retarded now, but i dont get it  |
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06-18-2006, 06:40 PM
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|  That was hilarious! Feel sorry for that guy.
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06-18-2006, 06:41 PM
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06-22-2006, 04:07 AM
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| good one once i got it, my minds been a bit slow lately stupid vicodin(had jaw surgery last week) |
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