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Old 06-15-2006, 06:41 PM   #1
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Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong.

"Well," replies Paul, "you know that beautiful girl who I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?"

"Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh.

"Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."

"That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?"

"I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show."

"Sensible" says Jeff.

"So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw."

"And what happened then?"

"I kicked her in the face."
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Old 06-15-2006, 07:04 PM   #2
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Good joke, I've heard it before but it's still a good one
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Old 06-16-2006, 05:42 PM   #3
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clownin, i like it
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Old 06-16-2006, 09:37 PM   #4
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Cool NOTE> this bunny is NOT getting high there isn't even a stone in the pic

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Old 08-29-2006, 07:45 AM   #5
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Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong.

"Well," replies Paul, "you know that beautiful girl who I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?"

"Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh.

"Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."

"That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?"

"I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show."

"Sensible" says Jeff.

"So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw."

"And what happened then?"

"I kicked her in the face."
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Old 08-29-2006, 09:38 PM   #6
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ya i already posted this one.

SEARCH!!!
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Old 08-29-2006, 09:40 PM   #7
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My apologies special K, didn't mean to step on your turf.

I will work harder at searching before posting.
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Old 08-30-2006, 10:43 PM   #8
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My apologies special K, didn't mean to step on your turf.

I will work harder at searching before posting.

step on my turf, huh?

YOURE GODDAMN RIGHT YOURE SORRY
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Old 08-30-2006, 02:56 PM   #9
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At least read the thread you are posting in.
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Old 08-30-2006, 04:18 PM   #10
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I didnt post in this thread, it was moved here.
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