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specialK369 · 06-15-2006, 05:41 PM

Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong.

"Well," replies Paul, "you know that beautiful girl who I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?"

"Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh.

"Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."

"That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?"

"I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show."

"Sensible" says Jeff.

"So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw."

"And what happened then?"

"I kicked her in the face."

BongMan420 · 06-15-2006, 06:04 PM

Good joke, I've heard it before but it's still a good one

blaze1get@me · 06-16-2006, 04:42 PM

clownin, i like it

sultry · 06-16-2006, 08:37 PM

hehehe

JnEverett · 08-29-2006, 06:45 AM

Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong.

"Well," replies Paul, "you know that beautiful girl who I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?"

"Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh.

"Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."

"That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?"

"I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show."

"Sensible" says Jeff.

"So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw."

"And what happened then?"

"I kicked her in the face."

specialK369 · 08-29-2006, 08:38 PM

ya i already posted this one.

SEARCH!!!

JnEverett · 08-29-2006, 08:40 PM

My apologies special K, didn't mean to step on your turf.

I will work harder at searching before posting.

**Sec** · 08-30-2006, 01:56 PM

At least read the thread you are posting in.

JnEverett · 08-30-2006, 03:18 PM

I didnt post in this thread, it was moved here.

**Sec** · 08-30-2006, 09:41 PM

I'm sorry.

06-15-2006, 05:41 PM	#1
specialK369 Jr. Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 854 Grams: 886.75 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	funny erection Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong. "Well," replies Paul, "you know that beautiful girl who I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?" "Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh. "Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed." "That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?" "I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show." "Sensible" says Jeff. "So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw." "And what happened then?" "I kicked her in the face."

06-16-2006, 04:42 PM	#3
blaze1get@me New Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 5 Grams: 668.90 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	clownin, i like it __________________ I was told to come. Here's a plan THAT WAS NICE It's Been a Pleasure

08-29-2006, 06:45 AM	#5
JnEverett Jr. Activist Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 1,084 Grams: 1,911.83 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 3 Times in 2 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Pesky Erection Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong. "Well," replies Paul, "you know that beautiful girl who I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?" "Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh. "Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed." "That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?" "I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show." "Sensible" says Jeff. "So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw." "And what happened then?" "I kicked her in the face." __________________ CT Headline News l Posting Guidelines l NORML l LEAP

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06-15-2006, 06:04 PM	#2
BongMan420 Banned Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 2,158 Grams: 1,456.75 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 1 Thanked 5 Times in 2 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Good joke, I've heard it before but it's still a good one

08-29-2006, 08:38 PM	#6
specialK369 Jr. Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 854 Grams: 886.75 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	ya i already posted this one. SEARCH!!!

08-29-2006, 08:40 PM	#7
JnEverett Jr. Activist Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 1,084 Grams: 1,911.83 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 3 Times in 2 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	My apologies special K, didn't mean to step on your turf. I will work harder at searching before posting.

08-30-2006, 01:56 PM	#8
Sec Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 6,234 Grams: 37,792.03 Groans: 15 Groaned at 29 Times in 24 Posts Thanks: 664 Thanked 1,483 Times in 913 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	At least read the thread you are posting in.

08-30-2006, 03:18 PM	#9
JnEverett Jr. Activist Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 1,084 Grams: 1,911.83 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 3 Times in 2 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	I didnt post in this thread, it was moved here.

08-30-2006, 09:41 PM	#10
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