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DamnImMESSEDUp

There were once three friends who happened to be construction workers who had the same lunch every single day, at lunch time they would sit on the side of the tall office building that they were working on and eat their meals.

The first construction worker checks to see what he has and says, " DAMMIT Bologny sandwich! I Hate Balogny... i swear if i get balogny one more time i'm gonna jump off the side of this building.

The Second Construction Worker sees that he has a turkey sandwhich and exclaims the same thing

The Thrid Constuction worker sees that he has a ham sandwhich and and exclaims the same.

The next day after a couple of drinks before lunch, the first construction worker opens his bag and angrily jumps off the side of the building

The second contruction worker does the same and so does the third.

At the funerals, the wives get together and mourn together, the wife of the first construction worker says, "well he never said anything to me about his sandwhiches, if only he had said something i would have made him something else."

The second wife says, " I didnt know he was going to to this, if he had only mentioned that he didnt like turkey i would have given him something else."

The Third Wife weepily cries, "My husband makes his own lunch"


I think its funny, but i kinda murdered it because i heard it a long time ago and i might not have gotten everything...

 

weedwarder

Thats pretty funny.the construction worker hated his life so he purposely made himself the ham sandwich.