imported_kdub

A bakery owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties. One day a young man comes into the store, glances at the clerk and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter. Noticing the length of her skirt (or lack thereof) and the location of the raisin bread - on the very top shelf - he politely says to the young woman, "I'd like some raisin bread, please."

She climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread, providing the young man with an excellent view, just as he surmised she would. When she comes down the ladder, he says he really should get two loaves as he is having company for dinner.

As the clerk retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other male customers notices what is going on. Thinking quickly, he orders a loaf of raisin bread so he can continue to enjoy the view. With each trip up the ladder, the young lady seems to catch the eye of another male customer. Pretty soon, each male customer is asking for raisin bread just to watch the young woman climb up and down.

After many trips, she is tired, irritated and thinking she is really going to have to try the raisin bread herself. Once again she is up the ladder retrieving a loaf of raisin bread for another male customer. She stops and fumes, glaring at the men below. She notices an elderly man standing among the crowd of males looking up at her who hasn't placed an order yet.

Thinking to save herself another trip up and down the ladder, she yells at the elderly man, "Is yours raisin, too?" "No," croaked the old man, "but it's a quiverin'..."

Sofa King

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volcomstoner

what he said. lol!

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Souke

I know almost exactly the same joke, but it ends a bit different.
Ill put it here..

One day a little boy is sent to the bakery for some raisin bread. He goes up to the till and asks the saleswoman for raisin bread. She climbs the ladder to the top shelf, and he notices she isn't wearing panties.
The next day, the boy returns with his friends, and they all go in one by one and ask for raisin bread. Finally an old man enters, and after hearing the doorbell, the saleswoman says "Raisin isn't it?"
The old man replies staring at her cooch. "I wouldn't say Raisin but its definately twitchin"

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