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Sofa King · 06-30-2006, 08:41 PM

A blonde speaking in the first person.

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double-pane energy-efficient kind.

Yesterday, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the windows had been installed a whole year ago and I hadn't paid for them yet.

Hellloooo? Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So I told him just exactly what his fast-talking sales guy had told ME last year... namely, that in just ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves! "Helllooooo?" (I told him). "It's been a year!"

There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up.... He hasn't called back, probably too embarrassed about forgetting the guarantee they made me. Bet he won't underestimate a blonde anymore.

tehbagel · 06-30-2006, 09:54 PM

I'm not sure if I should laugh or not...

**iamskfan** · 06-30-2006, 11:30 PM

Oh see, I thought that was hilarious!!! Good one

**Dark** · 07-01-2006, 05:01 AM

yes it is pretty funny..but seems like its messing something..hm.

Souke · 07-01-2006, 05:55 AM

hahaha I thought you were telling a story about you at first.. It took my a bit to realize it was a joke. lmao

volcomstoner · 07-01-2006, 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Souke

hahaha I thought you were telling a story about you at first.. It took my a bit to realize it was a joke. lmao

hence the part where at the begining it was mentioned that a blonde was speaking the part.

but anyway,
that was completely stereo-typical. hella funny.

rock on.

keep tokin!

06-30-2006, 08:41 PM	#1
Sofa King AKA: SmokeTwoJoints Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 2,475 Grams: 2,215.43 Groans: 2 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 150 Thanked 179 Times in 116 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Hellloooo A blonde speaking in the first person. Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double-pane energy-efficient kind. Yesterday, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the windows had been installed a whole year ago and I hadn't paid for them yet. Hellloooo? Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So I told him just exactly what his fast-talking sales guy had told ME last year... namely, that in just ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves! "Helllooooo?" (I told him). "It's been a year!" There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up.... He hasn't called back, probably too embarrassed about forgetting the guarantee they made me. Bet he won't underestimate a blonde anymore. __________________ ** ** CDXX ** Because every Doobie needs a Brother "If you french fry when your supposed to pizza, your gonna have a bad time." "If you truly feel the need to medicate yourself, please put down the chemicals & stick to the herb." Mawg, The Toyes "Maybe I'll just get a litte bit high." Towelie LAKERS * STEELERS * ANGELS * DUCKS

06-30-2006, 09:54 PM	#2
tehbagel Jr. Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 813 Grams: 933.75 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	I'm not sure if I should laugh or not... __________________ I've got over 550 posts at the 420 lounge with 1024 rep points. So go ahead, punk. Call me a noob.

06-30-2006, 11:30 PM	#3
iamskfan Because I'm Super!! Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,147 Grams: 5,292.92 Groans: 1 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 2,322 Thanked 2,722 Times in 701 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: -1.000%	Oh see, I thought that was hilarious!!! Good one __________________ Some minds are like concrete thoroughly mixed up and permanently set. Posting Guidelines Check them OUT!!

07-01-2006, 05:01 AM	#4
Dark Fool on the Hill Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 4,483 Grams: 7,616.89 Groans: 40 Groaned at 15 Times in 12 Posts Thanks: 977 Thanked 1,291 Times in 720 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	yes it is pretty funny..but seems like its messing something..hm. __________________ Sometimes you have to lose your mind before you come to your senses

07-01-2006, 05:55 AM	#5
Souke Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 404 Grams: 1,495.83 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	hahaha I thought you were telling a story about you at first.. It took my a bit to realize it was a joke. lmao __________________ Those who lack respect for the natural world, awful things wil happen to them - Lao Tzu 500 BC

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