slyle

the mom calls the husband a "bastard"

and then the dad calls the wife a "bitch"



and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a bitch and a bastard?"

and the mom says "well, a bitch is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen"




and then later billy goes outside and hears his neighbors, and hears "Put your penis in my vagina!"


So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a penis and vagina?"



His moms says "Well Billy, a penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat"

and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "Shit"


and billy said "Dad, whats shit"

And then his dad says
"Well billy, Shit is a type of Shaving cream "


and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "fuck!"


and then billy says to his mom"Mom whats fuck?"

"Well billy fuck is a way cutting the turkey"


and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says


"Hello bitchs and bastards, may i take your penis's and vaginas,
my dad's upstairs wipeing the shit of his face, and my mom is fucking the Turkey"

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"God damnit, get in here!"

"But Dad, I'm Jesus Christ!"

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Sec

When I first saw the title, I thought of George Carlin's HBO special "The 7 cuss words not allowed on TV" (or something to that effect). That aired about 20+ years ago, but I still chuckle every time I think of it.

Very funny joke.

dedbr

Moms fuckin' the turkey......

Ya got me....


Some Where In Ded Land...

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Damn, and I thought i was one of the only ones old enough to remember that shit

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