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An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks
his help to revive her husband's sex drive.

'What about trying Viagra?' asks the doctor.

'Not a chance,' says Mrs. Murphy. 'He won't
even take an aspirin for a headache.'

'No problem,' replies the doctor. 'Drop it
into his coffee, he won't even taste it. Try
it and come back in a week to let me know
how you got on.''

A week later Mrs. Murphy returns to the doctor
and he inquires as to how things went.

'Oh it was terrible, just terrible, Doctor.'

'What happened?' asks the doctor.

'Well, I did as you advised and slipped it
in his coffee. The effect was immediate. He
jumped straight up, swept the cutlery off
the table, at the same time ripping my
clothes off and then proceeded to make
passionate love to me on the tabletop.
It was terrible.'

'What was terrible?' said the doctor.
'Was the sex not good?''

'Oh no doctor, the sex was the best I've had
in 25 years, but I'll never be able to show my
face in McDonald's again.'

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specialK369

HAHAHAHAHA

i just got the worst visual in my head man

thats funny shit

SmkrSuperHero

lmao...so funny havnt heard that one......to bad i imagined an old coupld doing it :-(

Will 420

LOL ahahahahah good one

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