Can't find my wife...

**Sofa King** · 07-06-2006, 06:13 PM

Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home
Depot when they collide.

The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for
my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for
my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your
wife look like?

The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair, blue
eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts. What
does your wife look like?"

The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours.

specialK369 · 07-07-2006, 03:20 AM

Haha, i like this

and you sir have 420 posts at the moment

congratulations

Souke · 07-07-2006, 03:27 AM

Wow congrats on 420 posts. I wonder if you even noticed lol, I looked and was like "wow look he has 420 posts" -claps-

***iamskfan*** · 07-07-2006, 03:44 AM

hahaha, that is funny, and I can picture an old dude saying that too

**Sofa King** · 07-08-2006, 06:51 AM

Damn, I feel like a Jackass. I didn't even notice. When I got to 400 I thought to myself that I would do something special for 420, and then went and forgot. Well I never want to make another post again so I can stay at 420 forever. Oh shit to late. I guess I'll have to keep posting now.

Thanks for all the congrats.

07-06-2006, 06:13 PM	#1
Sofa King SSV User Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,004 Grams: 53,158.43 Thanks: 639 Thanked 595 Times in 378 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Can't find my wife... Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home Depot when they collide. The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going." The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate." The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like? The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts. What does your wife look like?" The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours. __________________ Posting GuidelinesMJ.com .Chat ** ** CDXX ** .. .......... LAKERS * STEELERS * ANGELS * DUCKS

07-07-2006, 03:27 AM	#3
Souke Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 404 Grams: 4,085.83 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Wow congrats on 420 posts. I wonder if you even noticed lol, I looked and was like "wow look he has 420 posts" -claps- __________________ Those who lack respect for the natural world, awful things wil happen to them - Lao Tzu 500 BC

07-07-2006, 03:44 AM	#4
*iamskfan* Administrator Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,525 Grams: 52,801.57 Thanks: 3,108 Thanked 3,433 Times in 1,038 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: -1.000%	hahaha, that is funny, and I can picture an old dude saying that too __________________ I am a SHE!!! Posting Guidelines Check them OUT!! CHAT

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