slyle

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say,
"I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and
drink whatever comes out"?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the
toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being
would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Why does goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on
all fours? They're both dogs!

Why ARE Trix only for kids?

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that
Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality
come from morons?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little
Star have the same tune?

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another thing to ponder...

Why is the 10 key numbers position opposite the number pad on a telephone?