The seven dwarves

Equilibrium · 07-10-2006, 08:53 AM

The seven dwarves were in town for a big weekend. They all meet back up after a fairly wild time and tell each other their stories. Dopey goes last and what he tells them shocks them.

So to verify his story, the dwarves head off to the nearest convent. They knock on the door and a nun comes out. Doc says, "Excuse me, but do you have any dwarf nuns here?"
"No", says the nun, "But there are two other convents in town, you could ask them".

So the dwarves go to the next convent. They knock on the door and a nun comes out. Doc says, "Excuse me, but do you have any dwarf nuns here?"
"No", says the nun, "But there is one other convent in town, you could ask them".

By this time Dopey is looking a bit sick.

They knock on the door of the last convent and a nun comes out. Doc says, "Excuse me, but do you have any dwarf nuns here?"
"No", says the nun.

All the dwarves errupt in laughter. The nun asks "What's so funny?"

"Dopey f***ed a penguin, Dopey f***ed a penguin!"

Souke · 07-10-2006, 09:03 AM

Im so incredibly lost.

>.> I feel dumb lol

tehbagel · 07-10-2006, 06:57 PM

Hahaha that's pretty good, man.

"Penguin" reminds me of the Blues Brothers nun.

"I hate illinois nazis..."

What a classic movie.

Will 420 · 07-24-2006, 01:55 AM

mmmmmm u dont get it? penguin as in a nun.... but o well

RockinRickus · 07-25-2006, 02:17 AM

And to think Dopey was my favorite. LOL

07-10-2006, 08:53 AM	#1
Equilibrium A Tryptophan Turkey Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 1,647 Grams: 13,992.24 Thanks: 1,388 Thanked 342 Times in 174 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	The seven dwarves The seven dwarves were in town for a big weekend. They all meet back up after a fairly wild time and tell each other their stories. Dopey goes last and what he tells them shocks them. So to verify his story, the dwarves head off to the nearest convent. They knock on the door and a nun comes out. Doc says, "Excuse me, but do you have any dwarf nuns here?" "No", says the nun, "But there are two other convents in town, you could ask them". So the dwarves go to the next convent. They knock on the door and a nun comes out. Doc says, "Excuse me, but do you have any dwarf nuns here?" "No", says the nun, "But there is one other convent in town, you could ask them". By this time Dopey is looking a bit sick. They knock on the door of the last convent and a nun comes out. Doc says, "Excuse me, but do you have any dwarf nuns here?" "No", says the nun. All the dwarves errupt in laughter. The nun asks "What's so funny?" "Dopey f*ed a penguin, Dopey f*ed a penguin!" __________________ "Self-importance is man's greatest enemy. What weakens him is feeling offended by the deeds and misdeeds of his fellow men. Self-importance requires that one spend most of one's life offended by something or someone."

07-10-2006, 09:03 AM	#2
Souke Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 404 Grams: 4,085.83 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Im so incredibly lost. >.> I feel dumb lol __________________ Those who lack respect for the natural world, awful things wil happen to them - Lao Tzu 500 BC

07-10-2006, 06:57 PM	#3
tehbagel Jr. Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 813 Grams: 2,781.30 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Hahaha that's pretty good, man. "Penguin" reminds me of the Blues Brothers nun. "I hate illinois nazis..." What a classic movie. __________________ I've got over 550 posts at the 420 lounge with 1024 rep points. So go ahead, punk. Call me a noob.

07-24-2006, 01:55 AM	#4
Will 420 Jr. Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 138 Grams: 3,059.75 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	mmmmmm u dont get it? penguin as in a nun.... but o well __________________ Its 4:20, Do you know where your kids are? First things you do after you get stoned Eat Smoke some more Eat

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