slyle

A young punk gets on the bus. He's got spiked, multicolored
hair that's green, purple and orange. His clothes are a
tattered mix of leather rags. His legs are bare and he's
wearing worn-out shoes. His entire face and body are riddled
with pierced jewelry and his earrings are big, bright
feathers.

He sits down in the only vacant seat, directly across from
an old man who glares at him for the next 10 minutes.

Finally, the punk gets self-conscious and barks at the old
man, 'What are you looking at, you old fart? Didn't you ever
do anything wild when you were young?'

Without missing a beat, the old man replies, 'Yeah, back
when I was young and in the navy I got really drunk one
night in Singapore and had sex with a parrot. I thought
that may be you were my son!'

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