Bowlblaze

Warning:dirty joke ahead.
An american tourist went over to Japan for vacation. His first night there, he decides to go get drunk in a bar, and meets this girl. Even though he can't speak any Japanese, he convinces her to back to his hotel with him for the night.
Once they got back to his place, he didnt have much trouble getting her into bed but they were both heavily influenced by off-topics. Anyways, as things got going he hears her groan "pushada". So he says "harder? Ok" The next time she screams "pushada" so he's like "damn, ok this is as hard as I can go". Finally she gasps "pushada" and shudders. he replied "I cant go any harder. I'm basically finished already" and passes out.
The next day he goes to play golf. He met a Japanese man who spoke excellent english and played a round with him. Everything was going great until the Japanese man drove the ball and it landed right in the middle of the fairway. "PUSHADA" he moaned. The american replied, "Push harder? You hit the fairway." The Japanese explained "it doesn't mean push harder, it means wrong hole."

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420drummer

hahahaha thats great. Reminds me of my trip to japan...