Quifaklese

So my Grandpa is at the doctor’s office. When the doc comes in he says, "Frank I got some bad news". So my grandpa sits down and says "doc we've been friends for how many years you can give it to my straight". So the docs like "frank you have cancer". So frank just sits there for a few a minutes all the while thinking about he wife he’s been happily married to for 40 years and his 2 sons he watched grow up. After a while the doc says "Frank that’s not, all you also have Alzheimer. Frank sits there for a while longer and then being the optimist that my grandpa is says well doc it could be worse, at least I don’t have cancer.



So this pirate walks into a bar and he has this steering wheal attached to his crotch. The pirate walks up to the bar to order a drink and the bartender goes I’ll serve you whatever you want just tell me what’s the steering wheal is for. So the pirate says “ yarr it’s driving me nuts”