slyle

"HOW DID IT HAPPEN?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand
as he set the man's broken leg.

"Well, doc, 25 years ago ..."

"Never mind the past. Tell me how you broke your leg this morning."

"Like I was saying...25 years ago, when I first started working on the
farm, that night, right after I'd gone to bed, the farmer's beautiful
daughter came into my room. She asked me if there was anything I wanted.

I said, "No, everything is fine."
"Are you sure?" she asked.

"I'm sure," I said.

"Excuse me," said the doctor, "What does this story have to do
with your leg?"

"Well, this morning," the farmhand explained, "when it dawned
on me what she meant, I fell off the damned roof!"

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Will 420

lol, that was a little confusin for me

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SacredJellybean

I must be some kind of moron, because I don't get it.

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~Dr. Lester Grinspoon

Will 420

yeah, i didnt get it either

iloveunot

she wanted him him to say yes and then screw each others brains out, and when he realized that he felt like suck an idiot he fell

SacredJellybean

I kind of figured that, but I thought there'd be more.

I'm such a stoner.

RockinRickus

That was a Redneck joke, and a good one...... Thank You