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| What doe's Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in Command? Thay Both like Sticking 40yr old meat, in 12 yr old Bun's ![]() |
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| Wonko the Sane ![]() ![]() Tournaments Won: 1 Join Date: Oct 2005
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| I thought it was because their food was made of plastic.
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| Hahahaha! ![]() Classic one: A mother sits down her son to teach him that God is above petty intolerances. "Timmy," she says, "God isn't black or white, male or female, gay or straight." Timmy responds, "Mommy, is Michael Jackson God?"
__________________ "Every age has its peculiar folly and if Charles Mackay, the author of the 19th century classic, Extraordinary Popular Delusions and the Madness of Crowds were alive today he would surely see 'cannabinophobia' as a popular delusion along with the 'tulipmania' and 'witch hunts' of earlier ages. ... I also believe that future historians will look at this epoch and recognize it as another instance of the 'madness of crowds.'" ~Dr. Lester Grinspoon |
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| At the entrance to Michael Jacksons netherlands ranch sits a 4 foot sign. it reads: you must be this high to ride Michael Stoney ![]() |
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| LMAO That was GOOD.![]() |
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| What time is bedtime at neverland ranch? When the big hand touches the little hand. Why did Michael Jackson go into the thrift store? The sign said "childrens pants half off".
__________________ Those who lack respect for the natural world, awful things wil happen to them - Lao Tzu 500 BC |
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| lmao thats a good 1 i never heard b4 |
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| you have to say this one out loud....."why does micheal jackson like 24 year olds" "i dunno why" beacuse they're 20 4 year olds" ........get it.....kinda lame
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