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RockinRickus · 07-25-2006, 03:02 AM

What doe's Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in Command?

Thay Both like Sticking 40yr old meat, in 12 yr old Bun's

THC Fiend · 07-26-2006, 06:35 AM

I thought it was because their food was made of plastic.

SacredJellybean · 07-26-2006, 07:03 AM

Hahahaha!

Classic one:
A mother sits down her son to teach him that God is above petty intolerances. "Timmy," she says, "God isn't black or white, male or female, gay or straight."
Timmy responds, "Mommy, is Michael Jackson God?"

stoneygreenbud · 07-26-2006, 01:14 PM

At the entrance to Michael Jacksons netherlands ranch sits a 4 foot sign.

it reads: you must be this high to ride Michael

Stoney

RockinRickus · 07-28-2006, 01:23 AM

LMAO That was GOOD.

Souke · 07-28-2006, 02:21 AM

What time is bedtime at neverland ranch?
When the big hand touches the little hand.

Why did Michael Jackson go into the thrift store?
The sign said "childrens pants half off".

imported_white_widow · 08-02-2006, 02:27 AM

lmao thats a good 1 i never heard b4

Olórin · 08-12-2006, 03:50 AM

you have to say this one out loud....."why does micheal jackson like 24 year olds" "i dunno why" beacuse they're 20 4 year olds" ........get it.....kinda lame

07-25-2006, 03:02 AM	#1
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07-26-2006, 06:35 AM	#2
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07-26-2006, 07:03 AM	#3
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07-28-2006, 02:21 AM	#6
Souke Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 404 Grams: 1,866.03 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	What time is bedtime at neverland ranch? When the big hand touches the little hand. Why did Michael Jackson go into the thrift store? The sign said "childrens pants half off". __________________ Those who lack respect for the natural world, awful things wil happen to them - Lao Tzu 500 BC

08-12-2006, 03:50 AM	#8
Olórin Jr. Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 235 Grams: 1,486.35 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	you have to say this one out loud....."why does micheal jackson like 24 year olds" "i dunno why" beacuse they're 20 4 year olds" ........get it.....kinda lame __________________ Three Rings for the Elvin-Kings under the sky, Seven for he Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, Nine for Mortal men doomed to die, One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne

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07-26-2006, 01:14 PM	#4
stoneygreenbud Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 752 Grams: 2,125.42 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 23 Thanked 9 Times in 6 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	At the entrance to Michael Jacksons netherlands ranch sits a 4 foot sign. it reads: you must be this high to ride Michael Stoney

07-28-2006, 01:23 AM	#5
RockinRickus New Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 31 Grams: 924.60 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 1 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	LMAO That was GOOD.

08-02-2006, 02:27 AM	#7
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