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Old 07-25-2006, 04:02 AM   #1
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What doe's Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in Command?

Thay Both like Sticking 40yr old meat, in 12 yr old Bun's
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I thought it was because their food was made of plastic.
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Classic one:
A mother sits down her son to teach him that God is above petty intolerances. "Timmy," she says, "God isn't black or white, male or female, gay or straight."
Timmy responds, "Mommy, is Michael Jackson God?"
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Old 07-26-2006, 02:14 PM   #4
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At the entrance to Michael Jacksons netherlands ranch sits a 4 foot sign.

it reads: you must be this high to ride Michael



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Old 07-28-2006, 02:23 AM   #5
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What time is bedtime at neverland ranch?
When the big hand touches the little hand.


Why did Michael Jackson go into the thrift store?
The sign said "childrens pants half off".
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lmao thats a good 1 i never heard b4
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you have to say this one out loud....."why does micheal jackson like 24 year olds" "i dunno why" beacuse they're 20 4 year olds" ........get it.....kinda lame
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