Bush Joke

Suetaz · 02-19-2004, 04:44 PM

One day in the future, George Bush has a heart attack and
dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for
him.

" I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my
list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here,
so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple folks here
who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you
have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."

Bush thought that sounded pretty good so the devil opened the
First room: In it was RichardNixon and a large pool of water. He
kept diving in and surfacing empty handed. Over and over and over.

Such was his fate in hell. "No," George said. "I don't think so.
I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day
long."

The devil led him to the next room: In it was Ronald Reagan
with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented George.

The devil opened a third door. In it, Bush saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. Bush took this in with disbelief and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."

The devil smiled and said......... ............. OK, Monica, you're free to go."

imported_strange_blaze · 02-19-2004, 06:42 PM

thats good

Ernesto · 02-19-2004, 09:31 PM

love it!!!!!!!!

dopenose · 02-20-2004, 01:11 AM

nice one, anything that hates on g.w. 9 times out of 10 will make me laugh.

SacredJellybean · 03-12-2004, 09:56 PM

Ahahahahaha!!

Kris420 · 03-13-2004, 05:09 PM

thats the best. omg i cant stop laughin.....wow that would suck for him.....(literally) AHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAA

bongwater · 03-13-2004, 06:59 PM

haha Ive got a joke here concerning presidency and hell, here it goes:

President Clinton and the Pope are riding in a plane together when it crashes and everyone is killed. By accident the Pope is sent to hell, and Clinton to heaven. Upon realization of this mistake, both souls are sent where they are belong. Halfway between heaven and hell both souls meet. The pope says: I am so glad this mistake has been corrected, all I wanted to do was see the virgin mary. Clinto replies to this: the virgin mary?? OH sorry, shes just going by Mary now.

it went something like that, not as good as the other one though

Perplexed Pixie · 10-10-2005, 03:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Suetaz

One day in the future, George Bush has a heart attack and
dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for
him.

" I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my
list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here,
so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple folks here
who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you
have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."

Bush thought that sounded pretty good so the devil opened the
First room: In it was RichardNixon and a large pool of water. He
kept diving in and surfacing empty handed. Over and over and over.

Such was his fate in hell. "No," George said. "I don't think so.
I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day
long."

The devil led him to the next room: In it was Ronald Reagan
with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented George.

The devil opened a third door. In it, Bush saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. Bush took this in with disbelief and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."

The devil smiled and said......... ............. OK, Monica, you're free to go."

Tats got to be the best joke ive heard in a while..ttfn

volcomstoner · 10-10-2005, 05:24 AM

Totally heard that somewhere else.. very righteous.. very funny!! haha rock on

keep tokin

Bowlblaze · 10-16-2005, 11:33 PM

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" President Bush exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits, stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

02-19-2004, 04:44 PM	#1
Suetaz Seasoned Activist Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 1,079 Grams: 5,596.60 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Bush in Hell One day in the future, George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him. " I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves." Bush thought that sounded pretty good so the devil opened the First room: In it was RichardNixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed. Over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell. "No," George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long." The devil led him to the next room: In it was Ronald Reagan with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented George. The devil opened a third door. In it, Bush saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. Bush took this in with disbelief and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this." The devil smiled and said......... ............. OK, Monica, you're free to go." __________________ Marijuana.com Community Posting Guidelines & News Submissions Know Your Rights!

02-19-2004, 06:42 PM	#2
imported_strange_blaze Sr. Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 654 Grams: 5,588.75 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	thats good __________________ this is the first day of my last days

03-13-2004, 05:09 PM	#6
Kris420 Jr. Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 192 Grams: 2,457.40 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	amaizing thats the best. omg i cant stop laughin.....wow that would suck for him.....(literally) AHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAA

03-13-2004, 06:59 PM	#7
bongwater Member Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 1,043 Grams: 4,085.88 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	haha Ive got a joke here concerning presidency and hell, here it goes: President Clinton and the Pope are riding in a plane together when it crashes and everyone is killed. By accident the Pope is sent to hell, and Clinton to heaven. Upon realization of this mistake, both souls are sent where they are belong. Halfway between heaven and hell both souls meet. The pope says: I am so glad this mistake has been corrected, all I wanted to do was see the virgin mary. Clinto replies to this: the virgin mary?? OH sorry, shes just going by Mary now. it went something like that, not as good as the other one though __________________ Eccentrica Gallumbits (the triple-breasted whore of Eroticon Six) and did we tell ya the name of the game boy, we call it riding the gravy train..

10-10-2005, 05:24 AM	#9
volcomstoner Sr. Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 969 Grams: 4,720.00 Thanks: 5 Thanked 8 Times in 7 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Totally heard that somewhere else.. very righteous.. very funny!! haha rock on keep tokin __________________ Big man, pig man. Ha ha charade you are...

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