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Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him
down for a little chat.
He said, "Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night, in our
honeymoon suite, I took off my pants,
handed them to your mother and said,
'Here try these on.' She did and said,
'These are too big! I can't wear them.'
"I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in
this family and I always will!' Ever since that night, we have
never had any problems."
"Hmmm," said Mike. He thought that might
be a good thing to try.
On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants
and said to Karen, "Here, try these on."
She tried them on and said, "These are too
large. They don't fit me."
Mike said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in
this family, and I always will.
I don't want you to ever forget that."
Then Karen took off her pants and handed
them to Mike She said, "Here you try on mine."
He did and said, "I can't get into your
pants."
Karen said, "Exactly. And if you don't
change your smart-ass attitude, you never will.

 

specialK369

Ha thats funny man. good one