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imported_white_widow · 08-03-2006, 05:29 AM

A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

specialK369 · 08-03-2006, 08:50 PM

Haha, ive heard it before but still a pretty good one

Shutterdragon · 08-09-2006, 03:39 AM

haha never heard it... good stuff

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08-03-2006, 05:29 AM	#1
imported_white_widow Jr. Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 131 Grams: 1,502.35 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	The Blonde A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes. Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red. Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time. To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes. The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?" The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

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08-03-2006, 08:50 PM	#2
specialK369 Jr. Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 854 Grams: 886.75 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Haha, ive heard it before but still a pretty good one

08-09-2006, 03:39 AM	#3
Shutterdragon Jr. Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 428 Grams: 826.35 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	haha never heard it... good stuff .

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