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slyle

An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously
gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good
mood as he served them food and drinks. As the plane prepared
to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced to
the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that
he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly , so lovely people,
if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed a well-dressed
rather exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines.
I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am
called a Princess. I take orders from no one." To which the flight
attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I am called a Queen, so I outrank you."
"Tray-up, Bitch."

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imported_kdub

HaHa, "Tray-up, Bitch". Golden. I loved it!

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If i was on a plane and heard that i think i would piss myself

homemadebubbler

The punchline makes the whole joke. Excelent. Thats one I'm going to have to tell to my friends.

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