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Old 08-26-2006, 02:13 AM   #1
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Before anyone gets pissed, just want to say that I was raised jewish, much of my family was jewish, and I lost relatives in the holocaust. However, I believe that comedey is comedey, and should be taken that way. If you get offended by jokes, you shouldnt read/listen to them.

With that out of the way, when one of your friend tells a jew joke, follow up with this-

"Hey man thats not funny at all! My great grandfather died in the holocaust!"
-Wait a few seconds for responce-
"He fell of the guard tower!"

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Old 08-26-2006, 04:40 AM   #2
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I used to say that whenever someone started telling jewish jokes, my version was a bit modified. "Dude, shut up, my Grandpa died in the holocaust" "Oh my god, really?" "Yeah, fell out of a guard tower and broke his neck!"... Yeah, thats the extent I'll go with jewish jokes. Like other rascist things, I just don't find them amusing.
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Old 08-26-2006, 07:39 AM   #3
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I find basically all jokes funny. I mean after all they are just words. There are no bad words, only bad intentions. So if you are telling a racist joke with an intention to be funny and not hurt anyones feelings, then its all good. My idea of a bad jew joke would be one thats not funny.
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Old 08-26-2006, 01:42 PM   #4
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I find basically all jokes funny. I mean after all they are just words. There are no bad words, only bad intentions. So if you are telling a racist joke with an intention to be funny and not hurt anyones feelings, then its all good. My idea of a bad jew joke would be one thats not funny.
I got to agree with you, but so many people get wrapped up in the words, theres only a few select grou;s of friends I will tell racisit jokes in (and many of those groups contain people of the race I'm making fun of). Its amazing how many qwhite people will say you're a racist for telling a black JOKE. Its a joke for a reason.
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Old 08-27-2006, 03:38 AM   #5
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heh heh
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i cant udnerstand whay thje heck is goingh on
wel love the kews!
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Old 08-27-2006, 06:36 PM   #6
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All in all jokes are supposed to be just that a joke,being a jew I've heard some good and some bad jokes,and not just about jews but everything else in between,as long as your not trying to be offensive it's all good,it's the people who try to disguise their true self by telling offensive jokes that bother me,call an ace an ace and so on,being jewish in all ages past and present has not always been the in thing,but I believe live and let live,and if you dont like me for what or who I am well I dont know what to tell ya execpt leave me be and I will let you be and we all live as happily as we can,and if that cant be donejust stay away from me and there will be no problems,if you want to be a friend of mine then all you have to do is do it. people tend to forget or werent taught that it wasnt only jews killed in all centuries past,and adolf wasnt to choosy about who he slaughtered,but somehow the jews have been singled out as the scapegoats for everything that happens or has happened,it's too bad that this kind of stupidity still exists in our world, Shalom, Kinghelwig
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Old 08-27-2006, 07:51 PM   #7
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I believe live and let live,and if you dont like me for what or who I am well I dont know what to tell ya execpt leave me be and I will let you be and we all live as happily as we can,
What kind of jew are you, muslim lover. J/K After all it's a thread about bad jewish jokes, no harm no foul, right.
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A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says: "I make a good living."


I know its cheesy
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