Petroleum Jelly

JnEverett · 08-28-2006, 01:26 AM

One day while doing door-to-door market research, this guy knocks on a door and is greeted by a beautiful young housewife.

“Hello,” he starts, “I’m doing some research for a petroleum jelly manufacturer. Have you ever used the product?”

“Yes. My husband and I use it during sex,” she answers.

The researcher is taken aback. “Um, er, I admire you for your honesty,” he continues. “Can you tell me exactly how you use it?”

“Sure, we put it on the doorknob so the kids can’t get in.”

Higher Logic · 08-28-2006, 02:24 AM

That was a good one. And for the record kids, don't use petroleum jelly for sex or masturbation, it'll give you lesions

anonymity · 08-28-2006, 02:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Higher Logic

That was a good one. And for the record kids, don't use petroleum jelly for sex or masturbation, it'll give you lesions

Oh dear. Oh no. Oh God.

???? · 08-28-2006, 03:06 AM

KY all thw way baby

***Sec*** · 08-29-2006, 03:07 PM

Did you know there is an expiration date on KY jelly?

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