iamskfan

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out; both were very
faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic
on
the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk & walking home they needed to
pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe
with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her
friend, however, was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did
not want to ruin them, but was lucky enough to squat down next to a
grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe
with that.

After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home. The next
day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet
and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other
husband and said, "These damn girl nights have got to stop. I 'm
starting
to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties! "

"That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card
stuck between the crack of her ass that said "From all of us at the
Fire Station. We'll never forget you."

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