Bhikku

...you think a towel is a) the most massively useful object an interstellar traveler could possibly own or b) something that talks when you get high with it.

...you spend an excessive amount of time sitting in grocery store/convenience store/laundromat/bank/fastfood restaurant parking lots, trying to look busy.

...when someone says "popper," you think "type of bong," rather than "tasty jalapeno treat".

...you throw an Arabian-themed party just to rent a hookah.

...you scream at contestants on "The Price Is Right", "Lingo", or "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire", regardless of the fact that they can't actually hear you.

...you ever thought putting bacon on a peanut butter and jelly sandwich was a GOOD idea.

...you STILL think putting bacon on a peanut butter and jelly sandwich is a good idea.

...you think America's Funniest Videos is the best thing the United States has to offer the international community.

...you still play games like hide-and-go-seek, and they're even more fun than when you were a kid.

...you still watch cartoons on a regular basis.

...you think skateboarding accidents and bicycle jousting are hilarious.

...you think "aurora borealis" is the scientific name for a killer breed of marijuana.

...you have ever smoked a joint on Christmas morning.

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KiSsThaSky02

you are eating while sober and think how much better it would be if you were high...

you buy weed in bulk because its "survey says", more cost effective....

you get super excited when finding a)a misplaced nug b)a misplaced lighter or c) a misplaced thing in general....

Hookahs

.....you have roach burns in your clothing..

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I smoke 2 joints in the morning, I smoke 2 joints at night. I smoke 2 joints in the, afternoon it makes me feel allright.I smoke 2 joints in time of peace and 2 in time of war.I smoke 2 joints before I smoke 2 joints then I smoke 2 more.
Hard work good, hard work fine, but first take care of head.

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Herbania

If your bong is worth more than your car

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Fighting fire with empty words While the banks get fat
And the poor stay poor And the rich get rich
And the cops get paid To look away
As the one percent rules America
-Queensryche

Logitech

if your carpet has burnt marks on your floor from cashing out a cherried bowl on it

if you continuously edit somthing to make it funnier but in the end its not as good as the original

if your favorite foods are gummys, a coke and some flamming hot cheetos!!

if you have 2 or more lighters on you at all times

if your weeks lunch money is your next weeks sack

if you hate KMK because its repetative and lame

lmao i loved the last one. i thought they were all very funny. but thats just me. and i mean every ones

jdhammer

If you've ever eaten so much in one sitting that you couldn't sleep on your stomach........

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tekkenlaw

If your favorite movie is goodburger

If you immediatley associate the word blueberry with weed.

If instead of saying something costs a certain amount of dollars, you say "Damn, that cost 32 crispy chicken sandwiches"

THC Fiend

you burn your hand on the spoof tube

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"Nietzsche is dead."
-God

brevity is... wit

homemadebubbler

Your music is worth more then your car
Insetad of buying gas for your car, you buy weed, and walk wherever you need to go
Your bong is taller then your dog

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When they took the 4th Amendment away I was quiet because I didnt deal drugs//When they took the 6th Amendment away I was quiet because Id never been arrested//When they took the 2nd Amendment away I was quiet because I didnt own a gun//Now they took the 1st Amendment and all I can do is be quiet...

Juggular

...if you think that world peace could be achieved with a nice pot session
...if you think the best source of lighting is a lava lamp
...if you are walking with your friends somewhere and realize you have no destination but you still end up at the place that you wanted to go
...if you go to a store to buy munchies but completely get sidetracked and walk out with a 7 dollar bb gun
...if you walk into your room and see weed crumbs on your desk
...if you lick up those very crumbs
...if you walk out of the house with a couple of lighters even though you know you aren't smoking
...if you walk into school and someone asks you if you are stoned even though to you you are the most sober you have been in your life