joereefer

...you clicked on this thread...

...and read the entire thing while burning a jay...

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I'd rather herb get me through times of no money than money get me through times of no herb.

ADIDAS

...you smoke marijuana.

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All Day I Dream About Smoking

Mary Jayne

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It's almost a shame to smoke it. It's like killing a unicorn... with, like, a bomb.
The Pot Paradox: An empty bowl needs to be filled, a full bowl needs to be emptied!

jack601

i did that once. i ate two medium pizzas, 10 hot wings, a footlong subway, some onion rings and chinese food. i smoked two more blunts of sour diesel and was hungry again

Cldip

...when you are constantly thinking about how stoned you are or how stoned you could be.

...when every song you hear reminds you of a time you where stoned.

SmokeyMcPott

You may be a stoner if...

People mistake you for Jesus with your long hair, beard, and black circles on your hands from tapping out bowls.

You can vigorously rub your fingers together and produce small amounts of hash.

You spill your pot on the floor and smoke it anyway regardless of how much hair, fuzz or crumbs may be in it.

You scrape the resin from your pipe and smoke it during a dry spell, then scrape and smoke the resin from the resin because you're really desperate.

Your eyelids become sun tanned from drooping all the time.

You frequently examine strange objects to determine their possible use as a smoking utensil.

You feel just as bad when an awesome home made piece breaks as you do when an expensive glass one does.

You have a different rock and roll shirt and colored bandana for each day of the week.

You think that everyone on tv smokes pot based on innuendos or things they say.

You constantly contemplate ingenious new ways to conceal your stash.

You constantly learn the meaning of life or think of an invention that would make you rich and change the world, but then your train of thought becomes too complex and you forget what you were thinking about.

You always take alternate routes to destinations to scout possible awesome smoke spots.

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"When the power of love overcomes love of power, the world will have peace..."

Lpwn_Ranger

Wow, that is me exactly when I'm stoned. I could be watching the news and I'd instantly think that all the anchors were stoned right then.

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A correre e cagare ci si immerda i garretti.

Spiffy

One of my friends called a water fountain a bubbler, I thought a pipe with a water chamber, she meant a machine in a hall that spits out water. Must be a regional thing...

And you may consider yourself a stoner when you plan on getting wasted this weekend, and yet alcohol has nothing to do with it.

Johnnybgoode1969

you tell everyone you absolutely need to get home when you realize you have a steak and 2 hours of that 70s show there

Buds_Of_Steele

_you shake out your pockets and little pieces of bud fall out

_when buying a drink you consider not the taste of the drink but the usefullness of its bottle for making a bong

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When life get's tough and things get tragic,
pack a BOWL it's FUCKING MAGIC!