Bhikku

...you immediately convert twenty dollar bills into dubs when formulating your budget for the week.

...your hoodies have hoodies.

...you think hoodies are fashionable and appropriate for any season.

....you have bought almost a dozen lighters over the course of the week, but can't find any of them.

...you have a full ashtray, but no cigarette butts.

...you find Bigfoot or wookies funny in any context. Don't believe me? Look up True Life: I'm Married To A Wookie on youtube.com. You'll see what I mean.

...Dante, Randall, Jay and Silent Bob are your heroes.

...Clerks could be your life.

...you feel a natural affinity with both Canadians and the Dutch.

...you have seriously considered moving to another state/country/planet simply because the drug laws are more liberal there.

...your professor calls on you in class for comic relief.

...you can lose your keys more than once in a space of ten minutes.

...you pick out movies based on how good you think they'll be when you're blazed.


(feel free to add to the list! )

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