Bhikku

...you immediately convert twenty dollar bills into dubs when formulating your budget for the week.

...your hoodies have hoodies.

...you think hoodies are fashionable and appropriate for any season.

....you have bought almost a dozen lighters over the course of the week, but can't find any of them.

...you have a full ashtray, but no cigarette butts.

...you find Bigfoot or wookies funny in any context. Don't believe me? Look up True Life: I'm Married To A Wookie on youtube.com. You'll see what I mean.

...Dante, Randall, Jay and Silent Bob are your heroes.

...Clerks could be your life.

...you feel a natural affinity with both Canadians and the Dutch.

...you have seriously considered moving to another state/country/planet simply because the drug laws are more liberal there.

...your professor calls on you in class for comic relief.

...you can lose your keys more than once in a space of ten minutes.

...you pick out movies based on how good you think they'll be when you're blazed.


(feel free to add to the list! )

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timiscute

The ones I relate to the most...

Also....you know you're a stoner if

...you've got more papers in your pocket than money at most times.

...you have a stack of pizza boxes in your room from past nights.

...you LOVE watching Bruce Lee movies without voiceovers or subtitles.

Great thread...

~Tim

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iamskfan

hahahahaha, there are two pizza boxes stacked in the floor in my room right now!!!


You might be a stoner if....

You hit the reply button, but don't remember why....

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dailysmoker

I do that ALL the time

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dailysmoker

Great thread..it will most likely be moved to humor and jokes.

....when you make compilations of songs that are great to listen to when you're baked

Sofa King

"...you pick out movies based on how good you think they'll be when you're blazed."

I guess I must be a Stoner then.

Cool thread Bro. Prolly be around for a while.

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Herbania

....if you can quote word for word the first two Cheech and Chong movies.


....if you visit a convienience store on a daily basis.


....if you spend more than 30 seconds talking about Pink Floyd.


hmmm, gonna try to think up something funny, our own redneck jokes.

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And the poor stay poor And the rich get rich
And the cops get paid To look away
As the one percent rules America
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Sofa King

....if you've seen the first two Cheech and Chong movies 50 times but don't remember.

redfuzz

: rofl2:


Guilty as charged, your honor...

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Sofa King

.....if you come back into your office to find that you left the 420 Lounge, with my Signature pic bigger then shit, up on your monitor for everyone who walks in to see.




BTW. When are those stealth themes going to be available?