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**Sec** · 09-01-2007, 06:15 PM

One day Bud went to town and bought a new pair of boots. He was proud of his boots; he hadn't bought himself anything new in a very long time.

When he got home, his wife, Marge, asked him where he had been.

Bud asked Marge, "Do you notice anything new?"

Marge said, "No, answer the question, where have you been?"

Bud then danced a little jig and again asked, "notice anything new now?"

Marge said "No, will you get out there and feed the pigs", "We have work to be done"

Bud was getting a little frustrated and pissed off by this time. He kicked the chair across the kitchen and again asked "Do you notice anything now!"

Marge just sighed and went back to preserving the vegetables she had picked from the garden earlier.

Bud was really miffed by this time. He went into the bedroom and took off all his clothes, put his new boots back on and marched back out into the kitchen. He asked Marge, "Well, do you notice anything now?"

Marge said, "What's so new about it. it was hanging down yesterday, it was hanging down this morning and it is hanging down now".

Bud said, "You wanna know why it is hanging down?" "I'll tell you why it's hanging down!" "It is looking at my new boots, that's why it is hanging down!"

Marge said: "You shoulda bought a hat"

Broliette · 09-01-2007, 08:29 PM

That's awesome Sec....

**dedbr** · 09-01-2007, 08:42 PM

Good thing that wasn't funny or I'd be wiping spit off my screen...........

Uh, wait a minute, I am wiping spit of the screen...........

Some Where In Ded Land.............A+ Sec.........

5drive · 09-02-2007, 10:45 PM

Don't know why I didn't see that comin'.

I didn't spit on the screen, but if I'd been drinking it would've come out my nose.

**Trocisp** · 09-03-2007, 01:51 AM

That was one of the funniest things I've ever read.

fruitengine_hannah · 09-18-2007, 02:56 PM

DUDE!!! I had my first smile for this day... because of that joke!! nice one!
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**pkster8235** · 09-18-2007, 03:42 PM

hahaha. That was awesome. I had to read it twice, but it was worth it.

Good one Sec.

09-01-2007, 06:15 PM	#1
Sec Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 5,962 Grams: 32,315.83 Groans: 7 Groaned at 14 Times in 14 Posts Thanks: 587 Thanked 1,278 Times in 790 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	New boots One day Bud went to town and bought a new pair of boots. He was proud of his boots; he hadn't bought himself anything new in a very long time. When he got home, his wife, Marge, asked him where he had been. Bud asked Marge, "Do you notice anything new?" Marge said, "No, answer the question, where have you been?" Bud then danced a little jig and again asked, "notice anything new now?" Marge said "No, will you get out there and feed the pigs", "We have work to be done" Bud was getting a little frustrated and pissed off by this time. He kicked the chair across the kitchen and again asked "Do you notice anything now!" Marge just sighed and went back to preserving the vegetables she had picked from the garden earlier. Bud was really miffed by this time. He went into the bedroom and took off all his clothes, put his new boots back on and marched back out into the kitchen. He asked Marge, "Well, do you notice anything now?" Marge said, "What's so new about it. it was hanging down yesterday, it was hanging down this morning and it is hanging down now". Bud said, "You wanna know why it is hanging down?" "I'll tell you why it's hanging down!" "It is looking at my new boots, that's why it is hanging down!" Marge said: "You shoulda bought a hat" __________________ guidelines. Search

09-01-2007, 08:29 PM	#2
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09-01-2007, 08:42 PM	#3
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09-02-2007, 10:45 PM	#4
5drive Slacker Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,136 Grams: 8,186.97 Groans: 5 Groaned at 5 Times in 5 Posts Thanks: 268 Thanked 579 Times in 401 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Don't know why I didn't see that comin'. I didn't spit on the screen, but if I'd been drinking it would've come out my nose. __________________ "Make the most of the Indian Hemp Seed and sow it everywhere." George Washington "The drug is really quite a remarkably safe one for humans, although it is really quite a dangerous one for mice and they should not use it." J.W.D Henderson Director of the Bureau of Human Drugs, Health and Welfare, Canada

09-18-2007, 03:42 PM	#7
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09-03-2007, 01:51 AM	#5
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09-18-2007, 02:56 PM	#6
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