29yeartoker

I thought of this one since I pranked someone today and about peed on myself laughing.

I sold my truck to a friend but I still have the remote to it until it's paid off or out of my name. So anyway, I was hiding around the corner from his apartment and I pushed the panic button. He come out trying to figure out what's going on. I started unlocking doors and locking them again. I opened the back glass, turned the panic button on again and off again. He was freaking out thinking what the hell is going on. He went back inside to look for tools to disconnect it all together. His girlfriend was cracking up inside since I had told her I was going to do this. She called me on my cell to tell me he was looking for tools so I went ahead and came out and he couldn't help but laugh himself. Of course they always say "You just wait, I'll get you back". We'll see on that one. He probably will. I will have to be on the lookout for it.

So, What was the funniest prank you can think of that you pulled on someone and how did they react?

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Buzzby

The physics department at my university installed a security system in one of the lab buildings, where we used to be able to go in and work at night on our own time. With some friends, I entered the building through the steam tunnels. We disconnected the security system, unmounted it from its console, and made our escape through the steam tunnels. Along the way we borrowed a couple of the big demo strobe lights for a party.

The next night, we went into the building and put everything back exactly as it was.

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newcarcaviar

Oh man! Until I read the "You just wait, I'll get you back" line I couldn't think of anything. But I've got one now.

I was out with my family at East Side Mario's with my family to celebrate my stepdad's birthday. I was paying for the meals and I ended up having to use my debit card. So I had to follow the waitress to the register and while I was paying we were sort of chatting and I happened to mention that it was my stepdad's birthday.

So she sort of lit up and said she'd get some other staff members and bring one of those wheels to the table that you spin and you can win free meals and shit off of. I almost stopped her, but then I thought, "Wait, this is going to be really fucking funny." Because if you know my stepdad, this is the last guy on earth you'd want to do this to.

So I ran back to the table with a massive grin on my face and everyone started asking me what was so funny. I just said "Wait and see" and continued to laugh. In another minute or so 4 or 5 staff members rolled the wheel up to the table singing Happy Birthday and the look on my stepdad's face was priceless! He took it in stride, but you could tell he was about to straight up murder me.

He ended up winning a free meal off the wheel but when they all left he said to me "I'm going to get you back for this. You won't know where or when, but I'm going to get you back." I now live in fear of him, because he's the type of guy that will keep this in his memory banks for years and then spring i on you out of nowhere.

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mastachronic

i threw an m80 into a pigmobile and watched it bust out all the front windows last summer

Darque Pervert

That's not a prank. That's straight up vandalism & destruction of property.

I have a fun one that I'm working on for Halloween.
There's a guy in my office who is a complete dork. He's a dork among dorks, actually. Remember Farmer Ted from Sixteen Candles, aka "King of the Dipshits"? That's this guy.

Anyway. He has this "family" of people he created out of miniature frisbees. IT's silly and completely off the wall. And he tells this elaborate story about his plastic family to new hires, which I simply do not understand.

So what I'm going to do is get an object the same color as the frisbees (bright yellow, so some case by Stanley would be perfect!) and melt it down so it looks like a liquid puddle of yellow.
I'm going to stage a murder scene for his plastic family and leave it in his cubicle for him to see when he arrives for work Halloween morning.
I haven't decided on a murder weapon yet. I'm thinking an electric knife or maybe an electric hedge trimmer (we work for the power company).

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29yeartoker

DP, That is going to be good. You'll have to let us know how it goes.

Edit: Hey, where did my sig go? hmmm

Jake

One time we're all high as shit...

I was fronting like I was about to enter Asia through Siam, not really doing much with my forces in North America. My brother spends a whole turn of reinforcements on Siam, to protect his precious, 7 reinforcement Asia.

In one turn, I build up NW Territories, go into Alaska, and then cross the continent into Kamchatka. Only took a few more turns to get all of Asia. Man he was so not ready for that....pretty good prank

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Dank_Vader

in secondary school i once had a bit of fun by puttin a dimebag of brick-weed (i know it's shit but i got it for free!) into a guys locker ( i hated the bastard he tried to sell me bunk-dope and he tried to get people to beat me up cos he thought he was a fuckin gangsta) , n in the process i scored a phone,
a big roll of blunt skins n a way-cool glass pipe from his locker, dunno what he was doin' with those blunt skins n pipe in school, probly tryin to sell them, but still I GOT EM! haha he had to go to court, was fined, and put on probation ! lol i did him a favour by stealin his skins n pipe, but the phone was for me as a gift to myself !!!:

Lit_Match

Better hope he never finds out that was you.

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ArTee63

Maybe not the greatest prank but kind of funny...

Remove the ball from a co-workers mouse while they are away from their desk and sit back and watch as they can't fingure out why it doesn't work.