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Ex Wham star and gay Greek poster boy, Giorgos Mikalos, has admitted at last that his marijuana smoking is becoming a problem. "I smoke shed loads" he told Kirsty Young on BBC's Deserted Iceland Discs.

"I must be getting through at least a quarter a day" he continued,"big fat reefers an all. The sort of chubby spliff you would expect to see hanging from a Rastafarians mouth. I don't have any of that solid crap either, this is proper skunky, funky, sticky green shit. Seriously, when my dealer opens his bag, it smells like a fricking fruit and veg shop. I bloody love it and I think everyone should have some"

Mr Mikalos has been criticised in the past for bogarting at parties and it was alleged to be the real reason behind Whams break up all those years ago.

Former band mate and crasher of fast cars, Andrew Ridgley, was reported to have said. "If I ever wanted to get stoned, I had to make sure I had a good few chugs before passing the dutchy pon me left hand side to George, cos I knew as soon as he had it, that would be it for me. That's why I always skinned up, so I could spark em and I would load the fricking end with just grass as well so that greedy bogarting mofo wouldn't get the lions share.

George was unavailable for comment at this time as he was walking to the all night petrol garage for some crisps and chocolate.

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Haha, I actually thought this was serious until I read the last line! I'm gullible.

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