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**iamskfan** · 10-26-2007, 01:49 PM

An older man had met a younger woman, but unfortunately he was unable
to last very long before he would orgasm during sex.
A caring man, he was concerned that he was disappointing his new
lover, so he called his doctor for advice. The doc told him
that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the
act. The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it."

He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't
do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open.
He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe.
Finally, he realized his solution. On his way home, he pulled his truck
over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as
if he was examining the truck.
Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to masturbate.

He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew closer to orgasm,
he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants.

Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm,
he kept his eyes shut and replied "What?" He heard, "This is the police.
What the hell are you doing?" The man replied,
"I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted." The cop says, "Well,
you better check your brakes too, because your truck
rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago.

**sterbo** · 10-26-2007, 02:20 PM

That's a riot iamskfan

So you're the Mayor of "GoodGirl Village" eh?

You gotta give us a road map to where this village is 'cause if the Mayor is telling jokes as funny as this,
it must be one cool place to live...

**iamskfan** · 10-26-2007, 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sterbo

That's a riot iamskfan

So you're the Mayor of "GoodGirl Village" eh?

You gotta give us a road map to where this village is 'cause if the Mayor is telling jokes as funny as this,
it must be one cool place to live...

Don't be silly, you know exactly where the village is

**SpiralArchitect** · 10-26-2007, 03:36 PM

Good joke. A great way to start the morning.

I will share it with a few friends in class today

Thanks!

**sterbo** · 10-26-2007, 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iamskfan

Don't be silly, you know exactly where the village is

Well, for the benefit of all those who don't, the directions are simple -

http://www.marijuana.com/420-lounge/...t-say-ask.html

Come one, come all.
This Village is a place like no other: a great place to be...

**Sofa King** · 10-26-2007, 05:44 PM

10-26-2007, 01:49 PM	#1
iamskfan Because I'm Super!! Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,160 Grams: 8,673.02 Groans: 1 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 2,353 Thanked 2,741 Times in 712 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: -1.000%	Masterbate before sex An older man had met a younger woman, but unfortunately he was unable to last very long before he would orgasm during sex. A caring man, he was concerned that he was disappointing his new lover, so he called his doctor for advice. The doc told him that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act. The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it." He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe. Finally, he realized his solution. On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck. Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to masturbate. He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied "What?" He heard, "This is the police. What the hell are you doing?" The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted." The cop says, "Well, you better check your brakes too, because your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago. __________________ Some minds are like concrete thoroughly mixed up and permanently set. Posting Guidelines Check them OUT!!

10-26-2007, 02:20 PM	#2
sterbo sailor dog... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 5,401 Grams: 17,557.67 Groans: 17 Groaned at 15 Times in 13 Posts Thanks: 2,662 Thanked 3,206 Times in 1,377 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: -1.000%	That's a riot iamskfan So you're the Mayor of "GoodGirl Village" eh? You gotta give us a road map to where this village is 'cause if the Mayor is telling jokes as funny as this, it must be one cool place to live... __________________

10-26-2007, 03:36 PM	#4
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10-26-2007, 05:44 PM	#6
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