Photo on the nightstand

***iamskfan*** · 11-12-2007, 10:29 PM

After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on her nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.
"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.
"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.
"No, no, no!!!" she answers.
"Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.
"That's me before the surgery."

THC Fiend · 11-12-2007, 10:39 PM

says, he:

"Oh yeah? Well I have AIDS!...

SURPRISE BITCH!"

pkster8235 · 11-13-2007, 12:15 AM

that's a good one. Thanks for sharing

11-12-2007, 10:29 PM	#1
*iamskfan* Administrator Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,525 Grams: 52,809.77 Thanks: 3,108 Thanked 3,434 Times in 1,039 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: -1.000%	Photo on the nightstand After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on her nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry. "Is this your husband?" he nervously asks. "No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend, then?" he continues. "No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear. "Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured. "No, no, no!!!" she answers. "Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands. "That's me before the surgery." __________________ I am a SHE!!! Posting Guidelines Check them OUT!! CHAT

11-12-2007, 10:39 PM	#2
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11-13-2007, 12:15 AM	#3
pkster8235 Lazy Dancer Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 2,594 Grams: 22,960.77 Thanks: 766 Thanked 722 Times in 505 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	that's a good one. Thanks for sharing __________________ We treat mishaps like sinking ships and I know that I don't want to be out to drift..

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