Equilibrium

A couple is out for a drive one day and the husband is behind the wheel.
As he’s driving, he’s complaining about everything….. the heat, the long drive, the bad drivers, the country, the bad drivers in the country, etc etc, … and he’s driving his wife crazy at the same time with his depressing talk.
So his wife says to him, “One more complaint and I’ll cut your dick off with my Swiss Army knife……”.
That got his attention, so he stopped. But about half an hour later, he starts complaining again and before he could blink his wife pulls out her knife, slices off his penis and throws it out the window.
Driving behind the couple’s car is a family of three…. husband, wife and their 8 year old daughter. The penis suddenly lands on their car’s windscreen leaving the father in an absolute panic, as he doesn’t want his daughter to see it. So he puts the windshield wipers on to get the dick off and out of his daughter’s view.
The daughter asks, “Daddy, what was that??”
Her father, still in a panic, replies, ” Oh it was only a…uh…butterfly my dear.”
The daughter says, “Well FUCK ME! Did you see the size of its cock!!!!!!”

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