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IrishMike

A Catholic Preist hears that the Pope is coming to have dinner one night and happens to know that he loves fish. He goes out and gathers some parishioners and goes fishing. After a while, the priest latches on to a rod bending whopper and pulls him onto shore after minutes of fighting. After landing the fish the priest holds the fish in the air and exclaims, "LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THIS SUMBITCH"!!!!!
The other priests tell the offending priest,"YOU ARE FISHING FOR A MAN OF GOD, DO NOT USE SUCH LANGUAGE". The priest holds out a fish identifier and low and behold there the fish is a sumbitch.
The priests go back to the church and throw the sumbitch on the counter and tell a nun to cook,"this sumbitch".
The nun promptly tells the offending priest not to speak that way in the house of the Lord.
The priest pulls out the fish identifier book once again and proved himself not a user of profanity.
After the Pope had the fish he said,"This fish is divine".
The priest said, "I caught that Sumbitch".
The nun said, "I cooked that Sumbitch".
The Pope scratched his head and after a while he said, "you know what..................................?
YOU MUTHAFUCKAS ARE ALRIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

no offense to Catholics, but that's just funny to me

 

titty

That was great, I'am still laughing