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Old 02-07-2008, 04:09 PM   #1
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My brother and I,both like the Jeff Foxworthy show and if you watch it, you would know about the here's your sign segment.
Well, the other day we had a flat on 270 in St.Louis and pulled over to change it. I was just about done, when two of St. Louis's finest pulled up behind us.They get out and come up to us. The first thing they ask is, are we changing a tire.
My brother who you would have to know, replies with a straight face.
"Why no officer, We we're talking about the Nascars pit stop competition and decided right here would be a good place to practice." I figured we we're going to jail. The one laughed and the other one called my brother a smart ass. They left.

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"you changin that tire?"

"no officer, just making sure it's still there."
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I love those jokes. I just rented the Blue Collar Comedy Tour Rides Again dvd so I'm hoping they have it on there, I know they have it on the last stand one.
EDIT: They have it on one for the road, there isn't a last stand i guess.
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