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missourimike · 02-07-2008, 03:09 PM

My brother and I,both like the Jeff Foxworthy show and if you watch it, you would know about the here's your sign segment.
Well, the other day we had a flat on 270 in St.Louis and pulled over to change it. I was just about done, when two of St. Louis's finest pulled up behind us.They get out and come up to us. The first thing they ask is, are we changing a tire.
My brother who you would have to know, replies with a straight face.
"Why no officer, We we're talking about the Nascars pit stop competition and decided right here would be a good place to practice." I figured we we're going to jail. The one laughed and the other one called my brother a smart ass. They left.

THC Fiend · 02-07-2008, 09:29 PM

haha

"you changin that tire?"

"no officer, just making sure it's still there."

RookieSmoker · 02-09-2008, 01:44 AM

I love those jokes. I just rented the Blue Collar Comedy Tour Rides Again dvd so I'm hoping they have it on there, I know they have it on the last stand one.
EDIT: They have it on one for the road, there isn't a last stand i guess.

02-07-2008, 03:09 PM	#1
missourimike New Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 23 Grams: 1,156.90 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 8 Thanked 5 Times in 3 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Cops had a good sense of humor My brother and I,both like the Jeff Foxworthy show and if you watch it, you would know about the here's your sign segment. Well, the other day we had a flat on 270 in St.Louis and pulled over to change it. I was just about done, when two of St. Louis's finest pulled up behind us.They get out and come up to us. The first thing they ask is, are we changing a tire. My brother who you would have to know, replies with a straight face. "Why no officer, We we're talking about the Nascars pit stop competition and decided right here would be a good place to practice." I figured we we're going to jail. The one laughed and the other one called my brother a smart ass. They left. Last edited by missourimike : 02-07-2008 at 03:11 PM. Reason: misspelling

02-07-2008, 09:29 PM	#2
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02-09-2008, 01:44 AM	#3
RookieSmoker Sr. Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 526 Grams: 6,122.05 Groans: 6 Groaned at 2 Times in 2 Posts Thanks: 27 Thanked 119 Times in 88 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	I love those jokes. I just rented the Blue Collar Comedy Tour Rides Again dvd so I'm hoping they have it on there, I know they have it on the last stand one. EDIT: They have it on one for the road, there isn't a last stand i guess.

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