Jamaican fancy-dress

**Hashishi** · 04-12-2008, 11:09 AM

There's a Jamaican fancy dress party with the theme being 'emotions'. At the door stands a bouncer checking dress-codes. The first Jamaican walks up wearing a dress. The bouncer looks him over and says 'what you meant to be?'

'I be in distress'. The bouncer looks puzzled, but let's him through. The second Jamaican walks up in a pear costume. The bouncer just looks at him quizzically.

'But I be in despair, na?'

'Oh for fu- jes gwan in'. The third Jamaican turns up butt naked except for a tub of custard over his dick. The bouncer goes 'no way ya be getting in, bra'.

'Well I'm fucking disgusted'.

^ Did expecting a weed reference make it funnier? =/

StonedImmaculate21 · 04-12-2008, 01:20 PM

Dude, that was great. I just wonder how many people will have to have it explained to them?

Billy Shears · 04-13-2008, 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by StonedImmaculate21

Dude, that was great. I just wonder how many people will have to have it explained to them?

Ha. I almost did, but I finally got it after the 5th time reading it over.

FunkySkunky · 04-13-2008, 09:07 PM

I just laughed out loud for a good 30 seconds before I could control myself. What an awesome joke hahah

**troublemaker_42** · 04-14-2008, 08:52 AM

LOL.... AS soon as I started reading, I got the joke. If you have never been to Jamqaica or been exposed to them at length, the joke might not be as funny to you.....if you get it at all LOL

04-12-2008, 11:09 AM	#1
Hashishi Unf*ckwit'able Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 4,691 Grams: 34,919.37 Thanks: 1,569 Thanked 1,712 Times in 924 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Jamaican fancy-dress There's a Jamaican fancy dress party with the theme being 'emotions'. At the door stands a bouncer checking dress-codes. The first Jamaican walks up wearing a dress. The bouncer looks him over and says 'what you meant to be?' 'I be in distress'. The bouncer looks puzzled, but let's him through. The second Jamaican walks up in a pear costume. The bouncer just looks at him quizzically. 'But I be in despair, na?' 'Oh for fu- jes gwan in'. The third Jamaican turns up butt naked except for a tub of custard over his dick. The bouncer goes 'no way ya be getting in, bra'. 'Well I'm fucking disgusted'. ^ Did expecting a weed reference make it funnier? =/ __________________

04-12-2008, 01:20 PM	#2
StonedImmaculate21 Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 397 Grams: 6,652.65 Thanks: 227 Thanked 215 Times in 126 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Dude, that was great. I just wonder how many people will have to have it explained to them? __________________ Feel free to add me at my MySpace page. And my band page.

04-13-2008, 09:07 PM	#4
FunkySkunky Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 923 Grams: 12,530.05 Thanks: 312 Thanked 326 Times in 222 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	I just laughed out loud for a good 30 seconds before I could control myself. What an awesome joke hahah __________________ "... Rise up against... [tyranny] with the pessimism of the intellect, but with the optimism of the will." -Webster Tarpley

04-14-2008, 08:52 AM	#5
troublemaker_42 0tolerance4BS Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 12,985 Grams: 50,538.50 Thanks: 2,952 Thanked 4,184 Times in 2,026 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	LOL.... AS soon as I started reading, I got the joke. If you have never been to Jamqaica or been exposed to them at length, the joke might not be as funny to you.....if you get it at all LOL __________________ Ted Nugent: "To my mind it is wholly irresponsible to go into the world incapable of preventing violence, injury, crime, and death. How feeble is the mindset to accept defenselessness. How unnatural. How cheap. How cowardly. How pathetic." If total government control equals safety, why are prisons so dangerous?

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