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04-12-2008, 10:09 AM
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|  Jamaican fancy-dress There's a Jamaican fancy dress party with the theme being 'emotions'. At the door stands a bouncer checking dress-codes. The first Jamaican walks up wearing a dress. The bouncer looks him over and says 'what you meant to be?' 'I be in distress'. The bouncer looks puzzled, but let's him through. The second Jamaican walks up in a pear costume. The bouncer just looks at him quizzically. 'But I be in despair, na?' 'Oh for fu- jes gwan in'. The third Jamaican turns up butt naked except for a tub of custard over his dick. The bouncer goes 'no way ya be getting in, bra'. 'Well I'm fucking disgusted'. ^ Did expecting a weed reference make it funnier? =/
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04-12-2008, 12:20 PM
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| Dude, that was great. I just wonder how many people will have to have it explained to them? |
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04-13-2008, 06:05 PM
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04-13-2008, 08:07 PM
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| I just laughed out loud for a good 30 seconds before I could control myself. What an awesome joke hahah
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04-14-2008, 07:52 AM
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| LOL.... AS soon as I started reading, I got the joke. If you have never been to Jamqaica or been exposed to them at length, the joke might not be as funny to you.....if you get it at all LOL
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