Hashishi

A nurse wonders past an elderly patient wearing an oxygen mask. His voice muffled by the mask, he call her over: "nurse!" He says, "are my testicles black?" The nurse for a moment looks puzzled, but resignedly lifts his bedsheets, grabs his wiener in one hand and examines his testicles. "Nope, they seem fine." she says.

At this point the man takes off his oxygen mask and replies "well thank you, that was lovely: I haven't felt like that in years. But listen to me very carefully, now: -are- -my- -test- -results- -back-?"

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