derisive

I'm a senior in highschool, and I do that first syllable damn proud. In addition to being a stoner, I'm an artist and a lazy, shiftless, single bastard. My favorite methods of smoking:

1. joints I roll when I've good good bud and lots of it (I roll pretty damn good cone shaped joints/spliffs and they smoke for a 5-10 minute period of continuous charcoal-lunged rips from my skeevy stoner friends)

2. a nice glass bong w/diffuser + maybe ice or ashcatcher (I have a meh one. My friend Jaimen owns a monster)

3. blunts anyone rolled. they aren't as personal or cool or tasty as joints, but they've got a great, gritty appeal. Coming from East Oakland, they're also familiar and like, the #1 thing smoked out of. Before I could roll a mean joint, these were my fav.

4. glass pipes/bubblers

5. anything not the above. I haven't tried vapes (beyond crackhead style lightbulb ones) so I don't know about them.

I've only been smoking seriously for about a year, but I come from hippy parents and they've smoked since forever. Everyone I know smokes, deals, or grows, and usually a combination of at least 2 of the above.

My current pride and joy is my bong, which I want to improve. I know I had something more to write when I got up to go smoke out of the aforementioned implement, but post 4:20 PM I find myself strangely and unwillingly Zen. The now and awareness of it is the only conceivable path, and the slightest deviation is struggle.

sterbo

Yo dude
Welcome to the back channel

Your bong got a name?...

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derisive

Yeah. Ruthless Villain. Before I got my diffuser and my shimmery blue bowl, I had a green and white one with swirls to match the dark green glass with its white, upside-down question-mark spirals. The combination of green and white and question marks made it the Riddler. After getting aquainted with it, I decided it was Ruthless Villain and not just the Riddler 'cause of it's incredible powers and crazy tendency to make its smokers' faces ache. Literally ache. It's like the thing commits battery each time I fill it with ice.