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I would put the weed in a air tight bag. Then stick the bag in a jar of Skippy peanut butter. Cover the bag up so you can't see the bag on any sides or from the top. And then throw that in your refrigorator or freeze behind a bunch of food and things.

Other than that, I have no other good ideas.

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DrugLawReform

I would not recomend taking anything into canada.

Bacon

Don't listen to any of the suggestion above, kid. They are flawed. Follow the 2 laws of pot possession, and you will be fine.

1) Keep your weed dry, and chopped up finely in a film container. That way, if you get stopped you can slam back your stash like a vodka shot. Keep a drink nearby to wash it down with. Yes, your stash is gone and you may not even get searched. Yes, your mom is thinking WTF was that?! POT?! But, at least you have your freedom.

2) Don't have more pot in your film container than you can easily swallow.

Swallow it as soon as you see the sirens behind you. If you are at a border check, be especially ready to flip the lid and swallow your stash. They may grab your kneck so you can't swallow, make sure you are far enough away from their reach so you can swallow it all.

If you are a girl, you could stuff it up your vagina. They cannot search your vagina under any circumstances. If a dog sniffs at a girls vagina, it is not really all that suspicious. If you happen to be gay, maybe you can stick it up your rear. They cannot search your rear under any circumstances. If a dog is sniffing a persons rear, it is not really very suspicious.

This is sad what the war on drugs has come to. Why don't you take action and do something about it? It's war. Isn't it?

{Moderator Note: The dialogue filters are in place for a reason and it is not to see how many creative ways someone with a potty mouth can come up with to circumvent the system.}