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9184

its fine with me if you think im not experianced,im not trying to spread rumors. there was news of these new more intimite pat downs and i just needed to know what the real deal was

just knowing that , if they ask you to open the buckle , but, just do a wand pass ,it makes a big differance than if they look inside or feel around.

that is why im asking

in the country i fly out of, they do program sniffers for drugs

ive been flying internationaly for more than 20 years,ive had plenty of customs checks , so,i carry on a very calculated basis

 

BartSimpson

Bullshit. Pure Bovine Scat. Name the country and give us some proof.

And let me clarify again, Mr. Tin-foil hat - We speak here of domestic travel, NOT international smuggling.

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9184

im experianced enough to not go into details about where im from and where im going to....

i really dont have anything to prove to you or anyone about this subgect

ive shared what i know and put out questions for what i didnt know

zlessley

Ok... so I took a dump today (yay for me!....) anyways, fucking huge 3 flusher as usual.. got me thinking.. if I could take that big of a shit, what (aside from the slight homophobia associated with being straight and just plain scared of being ass raped..) would keep anyone from just taking like a 1/2 oz., putting it in a baggie or five, slipping it in a condom and sticking it up your ass (after taking the huge shit)? I mean sure, the idea is a little gnarly, but hey, the worst that could happen to the weed is that it gets a little compressed, who the fuck cares?? Oh.. and remember, you should probably tie the open end off...

(later) ok... for the sake of science, and I'm travelling halfway across the world on friday, just thought I'd try it, just hopped in the hot tub (to relax.. my thinking, not yours) after sticking about a half ounce in a couple baggies (don't forget to suck out the air!) then going over it with a condom and then tying and cutting the end off. I'm proud to say I stuck it up my ass (after relaxing) walking around for about 5 minutes and then proceeding to take a "dump" that produced a completely clean (and surprisingly not smelly at all) condom full o' weed. washed it off just to be sanitary and then cut it open, opened the bag of weed and MMMMMM delicious ass weed.. minus the ass I'm definitely gonna be doing this! Although.. I'm for sure going on a fast before I leave and taking a big shit.. cuz I have to fly to Korea.. and that's a fucking long flight and I don't want to have to take a shit and deal with that unpleasantness!!

SO in short, just stick the fucker up your ass, if they feel up there, it'll be lumpy and smooth just like shit and no one will be the wiser, but hopefully they won't go that far. AND you could probably fit at least 1/4 pound up there (just be sure to roll it in the shape of a turd!)

I repeat for the assholes, I am straight, I don't like it up the butt, I'm just a dedicated open minded stoner who has WAY too much time on his hands!

OH and remember, if you need to take a shit, sit down, when you feel it coming out (i know, gross) pull it out and sit down, if you can't do that, at least remember to go in a normal toilet so you can get the baggie, not one of those "sensor" flushing ones that automatically flush for you, oh and the airplane shitters are like an outhouse almost if I remember right (haven't used one in a while!) so try not to shit in the plane or your weed is GONE.

If this is disgusting to you, try just packing a couple nugs in saran wrap in your foreskin.. unless you have been circumsized.. then you're just fucked.

nerphroll

Dogs, if present and looking for marijuana specifcally, could smell it through your rectum, if I understand correctly the wisdom of Bart.

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zlessley

Haha, ya, but they'd have a better chance of smelling it on my fingers when I toked up before I drove to the airport! speaking of that.. hmmm.. I might just vaporize before I go, just to eliminate most of the smell, ya know? Bart isn't that much of an asshole, don't know why you guys are going off on him.. He's just saying that we need less "I heard this" or "dude, my friend has this cousin who got busted.." and more people who've actually been there and know what's going on... I've got a nice start going, already shoved it up my ass for a test run! (btw, not uncomfortable at all, didn't even notice that it was there after a few seconds!)

zlessley

Um.. dude, blow the 10 bucks and get you a little clean glass pipe, they can't do shit about it. If you're really paranoid, just get some papers and some tobacco. Hopefully, you should be able to find a headshop pretty easily there anyways..

feevers

what i do is just put little packed grams into bubble gum wrappers, then put it into the gum package and seal it, then put the gum package into a pair of jeans or something in my checked bags.

BartSimpson

I was wrong about that, TM42 called me on that and I found the error of my ways. It was based on the idea that dogs can find cancer in humans - but actually dogs smell certain chemicals produced as a result of cancer.

Otherwise this idea is suggested once a month and but no one has ever reported actually doing it.

nerphroll

zlessley,
are you ready to make mj.com history?