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BartSimpson

This is a hypothetical idea, right? Because there are a couple of flaws.

First, it appears that you depend on x-ray technology as the only risk of detection. What will happen the day the x-ray machine is down - the TSA screeners will hand search your luggage and find the gum-wrapper contraband.

Second, you suggest that you can make a gum package look like new after serious demolition. The Scotch Tape might give it away.

Never put MJ in your luggage, checked or carry-on. Enough with the James Bond secret shampoo-container and exploding chewing-gum tricks - there are proven methods when traveling domestically. The MJ.com Whitey-tightie or Granny Pantie procedure, by way of example.

As for using the potential spaces in your body; if you want to stick a Nalgene Bottle up your bum, go for it. They come in assorted sizes and word on the street is that they are much better than Condoms for the average a-hole. Covering the container with AstroGlide can be very helpful. That saiid, international smuggling is stupid and seasoned travelers learn to deal with it in a disciplined and different manner - smoke here or there, but don't carry between here or there.

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28Grams

Wait...I thought all airports had dogs going around sniffing for drugs, I remember seeing a bunch of dogs last time when I flew to england.

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9184

internationall travel is much more dangerous than domestic, but, trying to buy on the street in another country is equaly as dangerous, i dont know if id reccomend that

if a person HAS to have it, if they are travling internationaly,turning it into cana butter(you have to use your own imagination how you want to use it) would only leave the dogs as the thing that could bust you, and, if they are worried about bombs, i would think it would be a lazy slow day to really take the time to want to bring you in the back room.... after they strip you down and dump your luggage,if you have nothing of pot form on you, what can they do?

many times ive had my luggage looked over at customs and never had a problem.

serious research of the airport you are going to would be imperative. id never try it on a route i didnt know

you really should know if the airport you are going to is a drug traficing route, that could be a situation they have drug smelling dogs

it is a heavy risk, i dont reccomend it to anyone

hey man, if i was trying to be hard on simpson id tell him to fuck off, dont be so sensitive, if i say i "heard something" its because i want to find out if it is true or not. ive been doing the in your drawers thing for decades, so, i totaly agree with that method on domestic flights

BartSimpson

There is even a comparison? In international travel, Custom's agents are specifically looking for MJ and other contraband on your person and in your personal effects. They are professionals that do this day-in and day-out. Buying a sack from your cab driver is not nearly as risky.

A week ago you were asking if this was feasible, having no experience in doing so. Now you are recommending it as a means to smuggle internationally. If Canna butter was such a miracle for solving the age old problem of traveling with weed - we would have heard of it as often as the shampoo bottle and up-the-bum trick. It's going to smell like cannabis to the human nose.

And again, you are confusing the two types of screenings - the Security screening for weapons, bombs and threats to the aircraft prior to departure, and the Customs screening for drugs and contraband on arrival. Two completely different purposes, completely different screenings, same flight.

Customs Agents are more than happy to bring you into the Backroom anyday, to get to the bottom of the situation. If it is a busy day, you will simply wait a long time for your turn. And they can do a whole lot to you, I assure you. If waiting in the cramped holding cell of a foreign jail is your idea of good travels, I recommend you travel by ship - it is very similar.

So if they confiscate your luggage, how much fun will that vacation be?

Guess you never have been to Canada. I'm not even carrying weed and I've had problems.

What research? The locations of the bathrooms? The layout of the baggage claim area? The names of the Skycaps? The depth of your personal Customs inspection is completely unpredictable and certainly does not follow some pattern based on the airport, the sun, the moon or the stars.

You can pretty much trust that all ports of entry will have a drug dog, or immediate access to one.

I agree. We only differ on your actual level of experience and the bizarre things you allegedly heard and offer as truths.

zlessley

Woo! Glad I could make mj.com history by shoving something up my bum! What was this about a nalgene bottle? I've seen the different kinds of bottles they make and all look WAY more painful than a condom wrapped bag the size of a small turd.... I would imagine (yes I know, speculation.. but I think you may agree) that the difference between putting the baggie up there and putting the nalgene bottle up there is the difference between taking a shit (and not even a big one) and getting FUCKING ASS RAPED BY AN ELEPHANT! Even the smallest bottles are HUGE, I take big shits but nothing that wide!
Here's the bottle that I suppose MIGHT be feasible www.nalgene-outdoor.com - Detail
But those little knobs and latches and whatever that are sticking out look mighty painful...
Bart, where are you getting the nalgene thing, have you ever tried it? Cuz we just don't tolerate this heresay bullshit on this forum

 

BartSimpson

It is reported in training materials from ICE as a means of smuggling. They do not mention Nalgene specifically, but the photo example is of a small Nalgene container. The size is measured in cc, not ounces - obviously your example is not it.

zlessley

1. where did you find the training materials for the Immagration and Customs Enforcement officers? 2. I challenge you to find a water bottle that you would more readily stick up your ass than a condom wrapped baggie of weed.

WNB

What's the advantage of sticking it up your butt vs. putting it in your boxers? The latter has worked for me plenty of times. Of course, if you're in to that sort of thing

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zlessley

Ah, well, for domestic flights I wouldn't resort to the bum, but I'm heading half-way across the world.. places where they hang people for ganja, places where drug sniffing dogs are a likelyhood, and I don't care HOW foul your boxers are, they're gonna smell it on you, and making sure it doesn't smell is a bitch, I can guarantee that a dog can't sniff weed through my body... THAT'S why, not to be an asshole (pardon the pun) but I'd much rather stick it up my bum and not be caught and thrown in a foreign jail than chicken out and just tape it do my balls or whatever and have some dog gnawing on them in Singapore or whatever ya know?
Pros Cons
Bum/ Undetectable without a scan /Well.. you gotta stick it up your bum.. nuff said
Comfortable once in /
Generally clean actually /
No dogs gnawing on your balls /
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Boxers/ Mentally more hygenic /A bitch to clean it enough not to smell
easier to get to the herb /Easily found with a little fondling *cough* pat down.. right
it's not up your bum /could get unstuck, especially if you've got a lot of hair
/could come out if you put it between two pairs of underwear

Please feel free to add, I could definitely have forgotten stuff
damn.. it was so nice and neat when I wrote it.. you can differentiate between the pros and cons hopefully..

9184

ok, bart, i have no argument with you