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Darque Pervert

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BartSimpson

Don't mind the cranky janitor with the mop, he just gets tired of cleaning up after all of us when a little search engine love could do it automatically.

Thanks bro.

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dmb2ber

i'm going on a business trip with some coworkers and i need to travel on a plane from ohio to denver to california to georgia and back to ohio with a few joints. are there any sure fire ways to hide it and not get caught with it? please help!!!

troublemaker_42

yet another merge...Please people, learn to use and love the search engine. it would save a LOT of time for those of us in charge of moving things to their proper places

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shelly_medic

Ok, I have spent hours upon hours reading this tread. So, I thought I would just pick a few suggestions that sounded like the best advise and give it a shot. So, I went on a cruise to Jamaica. Bought some good weed (about 1 ounce), wrapped the buds in a balloon and then another balloon and crotched it. (yes I am a woman). Walked right onto the cruise ship and promptly locked it into the in-room safe. Then I took it out of the safe (yes, I could then smell it in the safe). So, I took it out of the original balloons and put it into a few new ones. Crotched it again and walked off the cruise ship, picked up my luggage and walked through customs in Florida. I went to the airport, boarded my plane and flew to Illinois and drove home. Not a second look, no sniffer machines, no dogs, I didn't set off the metal detectors or get a search of anything. Just thought you would like to hear of my experience. (This was just last weekend)

 

BigDSmokey

Ok, This time was a little different. Earlier flight, different airline, different destination. My last trip was a one way trip to Washington DC, and went off with out a hitch, go figure. This trip was from DFW To Atlanta.

I wore the exact same clothes as I always do when I am traveling on a plane. Business shirt, slacks, nice shoes. I look like a typical business man taking a typical business trip. I am white, average height/weight, and do not believe it stand out in any way compared to other travelers. I use the same method as last time (tighty whitey). Ok this time, Just like last time, I noticed on the bottom of my ticket an unusual SSSS on the bottom right corner of my ticket. I did not set off the metal detectors when walking through. This time, since there weren't very many people, I actually got pulled aside for "additional screening", as the TSA people will call it, Immediately after getting through the metal detectors. No big deal of course, because I am more than confident enough that I will skate through this, secret package unfound. The TSA employee takes my ticket, and points to the SSSS at the bottom of my ticket, and says to me "see that, that means we gotta go through your stuff, cool?" of course my only reply would be "cool". He instructed me to a chair about 20 feet away, and stated that he would get my stuff off the conveyor belt and to wait for him over there. I wasn't worried about my stuff of course. He gets over there and explains to me he is going to do a "light pat down", and asks if I have any sensitive areas that he should be aware of. I say No. He begins by using his flat hand to go over my out stretched arms, then around my chest and stomach, then over my back. I will say the upper body part is more thorough than the lower body. When he got to my legs he didn't even press all the way down, so it was more like a light security check at a club, didn't even lift up my pant legs! Of course he comes no where close to my "private" area's, and is done in less than a minute, where he then moves on to my carry on baggage. He went through EVERYTHING, and swabbed everything with a small towel that was then put into a sniffer machine. Everything checked out good everytime, and was less than 5 minute total probably for the entire "additional screening" process. My nerves of steal and good sense of humor allowed me to stay perfectly calm while also joking around with the TSA employee, (an older black guy), who was very nice and understanding.

I must make it clear that my trip before to Washington DC, had the same SSSS on the ticket, but I believe because there was about 100 people in line to go through security, they just waved me on without the "additional screening". If you are taking a one way trip somewhere, expect to get "additionally screened"!

If you want more information on my method, look back a couple weeks to my trip to Washington DC, I used the exact same method this time as I always will.

Once again thanks for all those who post to this forum, Bart, Vicki, Darque, and anyone else I forgot. Keep the information coming in.

I will be taking more 1 way trips like this for my job, and will post a reply when I get a chance. Airline, Times, and certain information will remain out of the posts due to obvious reasons

Darque Pervert

BigD, that is proof positive (at least in my eyes) that airport screeners aren't looking for drugs, but for weapons, primarily explosives.

ninfan77

LOL nice violation of TSA procedure !!!

Glad you made it through just fine. The SSSS is pretty cool huh, i know i've mentioned it a few times

BartSimpson

TSA: Just Another Friday Morning at TSA: Guns, Knives, Hidden Items and Fake Documents

I found this on a TSA public affairs website but could not find further details. The obvious elements here are the behavior of the subject so as to attract TSA attention and the quantity in the groin area being detectable in a search. But in the interest of disclosure it is posted.

ms5712

for smokers buy a carton of cigarettes .carefully open carton.Cut open a pack of butts with a razor at the very bottom. slip off celophane. open pack leaving all foil in place. take out middle butts. roll a bunch up with a rolling machine the same size as a cigerette and place back in middle of pack. break filters off ciggerettes and place neatly ontop of joints. fold foil back into original shape. place celophane back on cigerettes and tape with clear scotch tape. put back into carton and glue carton top back to the other flap. Or just get a few other packs and scatter them thru the suitcase.

The only time i carried it on my person i put a few joints in a pack of butts in my sock. like a complete moron i forgot to take the foil out. Metal detector lit up like a christmas tree. got pulled aside and wanded. beep beep beep beep once he got near my sock. ruh roh. wifey standing aside pooping her panties. I pull my sock down and pull the butts out and say to the guy" Im screwed, My wife thinks i quit smoking." I take em out and put em on the table. Guy finishes wanding me says" sorry man its my job. Good luck with the misses." I say " thanks ill need it. grabbed my cigarettes and walked away to the bathroom to change my soiled draws.
Its all about your demeanor and how you take control of the situation and trust your instincts try to leave an out whee you can get rid of it if you see dogs ar sense trouble. No fear, they smell and see it a mile away.
Another time i was in the UK taking a quick flight to scotland. I had a wierd feeling before we even left for the airport so i left my stash in the UK. Wouldnt you know it. They were walking thru the crowds with a dog doing training. It was searching for another cop/security who had something on him. The friggen guy was sitting three seats away from me and the dog found the stash. Not sure what it was but it was wrapped in plastic about the size of a 1/4 z. They called the guy who bought all our tickets got called over th p.a. system to the back for additional screening. i was pooping myself even though i had nothing on me. Once again trust your instincts. good luck