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r33dh4m

Ok i am leaving tommorow from DC and going to England then from there going to Spain. I want to bring about a gram in a tiny sealed plastic baggy. The best idea i can come up with for smuggling the weed would be taping the bag in the area between my nuts and asshole. Would spraying the bag with Axe deoderent help any? Could trained drug-sniffing dogs smell the bag from a far distance? Is there any way at all to cover scent? It is a very small baggy i might add. The kind you would get if you had braces for the rubber bands. And i have another idea which i think may work. If you notice those new axe bottles are desinged so there is no cap. But the cap can still be removed with some force. So if i remove that tape the weed under the cap, spray paint the baggy black, and spray the bag with axe. Would that be a possible working method? Help would be grateful...Ty.

BartSimpson

The general advice here from most seasoned travelers is not to carry weed internationally. Perhaps you wish to review the last year of this thread for the various reasons - for a gram of weed you could have some serious hassle. Spray it with whatever you wish, you cannot keep a dog from smelling it.

And why does "Axe" get mentioned so often? If I were a Customs Agent, my dog would be trained to search for "Axe" - it is the only specific product ever associated with smuggling. Kind of like the Shampoo Bottle thingy . . .

Good Travels - and score when you get there.

r33dh4m

Would various peppers and spices put into a bag with the bag of weed in there as well help? Also what about emptying out 2 or 3 ciggarettes and fill them with the weed? Would those be good ideas? I need a response fast because i'm leaving soon and can't decide wether to smoke now or take it and get nice and high at the beach...

BartSimpson

Peppers, spices, spit, piss or vinegar will not help you. So just smoke it now and enjoy it, Kid.

Let me add another point. Apparently you do not travel much - perhaps never before have you gone overseas. Wouldn't it make sense to take this trip without MJ so that you have some international travel experience under your belt before you try something that could go really wrong? Assuming you are traveling with someone - you will be dragging them in with you. Do you want your Mom or Dad to be strip-searched because you had a little weed?

And perhaps if you read a few of these 47 pages in this thread, you might not have to demand attention with such urgency. You might explore the spiffy Search function and read about using cigs', drug dogs, customs searches and the consequence of getting caught.

 

r33dh4m

K, then i guess a little KY-Jelly and up the bum it goes, no other choice...

nerphroll

KY dude...hold up. Are you SURE it's worth sticking up your ass? ****, just take a break, it's only a gram anyway, and abstinence will only make it that much sweeter upon your return. International travel is no joke, especially these days, and your ass is not a guaranteed safespot.

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grillmeats

International smuggling, is it worth it? I think you're making a mistake. Have a safe trip.

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BartSimpson

Grillmeats, my good friend, I wasn't going to comment anymore on r33dh4d problems because when it gets to the point of someone saying:
I feel it has gone way past useful for me to help. And God Bless nerphroll for saying what everyone else on this board was thinking.

However, I did consider the logistics of his plan and calculated:

Trip to Airport - 2 hours
Trans Atlantic Flight - 8 hours
Customs Inspection - 1 hour
Trip to Hotel - 1 hour

Oh man, gives a whole new meaning to "that's some stinky stuff, man".

What do you say we grill some Sausage, you Mid-West folks call them Brauts?

oppyeahuknowme

Up the arse, aye? That's just what I did when I flew to Vegas. Took like an ounce and couldn't even smoke it all while there. I tossed the rest before the return trip.

What's fun is to go on a church skiing trip with a bunch of bible thumpers with an ounce in your back pack! Go up on the lifts and "loose" your Jesus-freaks and park it in some trees and smokey-smokey. Then rejoin them and just have a blast. Went to Copper Mountain for a three day ski trip for like $200 all expenses paid.

When you can't feel the muscle soreness cause of the mj you can ski pretty well and have fun...not to mention you can laugh your arse off at those "Ned Flander" types.

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