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grillmeats · 08-11-2005, 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by nerphroll

You made CUM cannabutter, huh?

He just spelled it wrong

nerphroll · 08-11-2005, 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by grillmeats

He just spelled it wrong

I know dude, it was a joke.

BartSimpson · 08-22-2005, 11:31 PM

Recently a report is out from the TSA which indicates which airports are finding the most forbidden contraband.

My home airport is ranked in the top, so I immediately paid attention. (For those who don't know, I was caught with MJ in my luggage at this airport and received a ticket - the first time I was busted in 30+ years of smoking.)

Worst Airport in the Country - Olympia WA. Out of 322 passengers, 294 "items" were confiscated. In the top were Springfield IL, Grand Junction CO, LaCrosse WI, San Luis Obispo CA, Binghamton NY, Redmond OR, and Gainesville FL. It seems that rural airports are most likely to find your stash.

Ironically the least often that contraband was found related to the largest Airports, with Los Angeles and Chicago near the top of airports to sneak your stash through security.

The report was released in anticipation of the October cut-backs at most airports of TSA Staff. On that date, Congress had mandated that 10,000 TSA staff be laid-off.

Again, for those who fly with MJ - Never place it in your luggage, checked or carry-on, because TSA staff will find it and use it to justify their job.

r33dh4m · 08-23-2005, 05:25 AM

OK, I'm back and was succesfull with the smuggling. All i'm gonna say is they don't check ****, there are no dogs, and you would be better off having it in your pocket then duck-taping it to your balls because believe me flying 7 hours with that tape ripping your nut hairs is enough to make you go insane. But it's easy to do. Also going from England to Spain i made ciggaweeds to go through. All they ask you to do is take off your hat if you are wearing a hat. They didn't even ask me to take off my shoes. Only leaving the US was i asked to do that, but not the socks.

Fatboy Loser · 08-29-2005, 10:41 PM

I would never get on a plane with weed. Though I ahve a friend who does it regularly. He keeps it on his person; never puts it in his checked or screened luggage.

And he tells me I'm nuts for smoking weed in a car.

Fatboy Loser · 08-29-2005, 10:45 PM

Some time back, someone suggested just flying to Vegas and buying it there. I tried that and had a hell of a time getting high. Got ripped off. Nearly got shot.

That **** happens to me here in ATL too. What am I doing wrong?

olehippie · 08-30-2005, 12:31 AM

I Just Came Back From The U.s. To The Middle East Where I Work. I Had Been There For 10 Months Without Smoke. While Back Home I Had Quite A Bit Of Honey Oil Just Sitting In My Freezer.

I Decided To Take Some Back With Me From Seattle To The Middle East. I Knew I Would Be Singled Out By Security Because Of My Destination. I Had Placed The Oil In A Plastic Eye Makeup Container I Got From My Wife. I Then Placed That In A Large Ziplock Bag With My Toothbrush And Other Toiletries In My Carry On Bag. I Was Searched Or Should I Say I Was Singled Out At Security For A More Intrusive Search. This Happened At Every Airport I Had To Go Thru. Each Time I Watched Security Unpack My Carry On Bag Ang Go Thru Every Thing. All They Did Was Look At The Ziplock Bag. They Never Opened It. Before Landing In The Middle East I Placed The Oil In My Underwear And Sailed Right Thru Customs Without A Problem. This Worked For Me, But I Did Take A Big Chance. In The Country That I'm In, Its Life For Having Drugs. I Did It Knowing The Customs In This Country Is Pretty Lax When It Comes To Americans And U.k. Citizens.

Anyway After Working In This Hell Hole For 10 Months Without Smoke, It Sure Is Nice To Get A Buzz After Work.

Fatboy Loser · 08-30-2005, 02:55 AM

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Originally Posted by olehippie

I Just Came Back From The U.s. To The Middle East Where I Work. I Had Been There For 10 Months Without Smoke. While Back Home I Had Quite A Bit Of Honey Oil Just Sitting In My Freezer.

I Decided To Take Some Back With Me From Seattle To The Middle East. I Knew I Would Be Singled Out By Security Because Of My Destination. I Had Placed The Oil In A Plastic Eye Makeup Container I Got From My Wife. I Then Placed That In A Large Ziplock Bag With My Toothbrush And Other Toiletries In My Carry On Bag. I Was Searched Or Should I Say I Was Singled Out At Security For A More Intrusive Search. This Happened At Every Airport I Had To Go Thru. Each Time I Watched Security Unpack My Carry On Bag Ang Go Thru Every Thing. All They Did Was Look At The Ziplock Bag. They Never Opened It. Before Landing In The Middle East I Placed The Oil In My Underwear And Sailed Right Thru Customs Without A Problem. This Worked For Me, But I Did Take A Big Chance. In The Country That I'm In, Its Life For Having Drugs. I Did It Knowing The Customs In This Country Is Pretty Lax When It Comes To Americans And U.k. Citizens.

Anyway After Working In This Hell Hole For 10 Months Without Smoke, It Sure Is Nice To Get A Buzz After Work.

My God. How in the world did you keep from sh*tting your pants every time they opened your bags?

olehippie · 08-30-2005, 11:59 AM

They Are Not Looking For Bombs In Small Eye Makeup Containers. I Stayed Cool And Cooperated Completly.

BartSimpson · 08-30-2005, 04:45 PM

For what it is worth, let me say that it is foolish to place MJ in your luggage, checked or carry-on. Because no one is packing bombs, the only proof that the TSA is doing it's job is finding contraband, which includes your stash. Only the foolish would leave it to luck - that they don't happen to check your hiding spot.

And the general consenus here from old-timers, is that is foolish to smuggle internationally. Domestically, put it in your whitey-tightey's.

08-22-2005, 11:31 PM	#483
BartSimpson Sr. Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 884 Grams: 4,949.87 Groans: 0 Groaned at 5 Times in 2 Posts Thanks: 18 Thanked 167 Times in 96 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Worst City to Fly from . . . Recently a report is out from the TSA which indicates which airports are finding the most forbidden contraband. My home airport is ranked in the top, so I immediately paid attention. (For those who don't know, I was caught with MJ in my luggage at this airport and received a ticket - the first time I was busted in 30+ years of smoking.) Worst Airport in the Country - Olympia WA. Out of 322 passengers, 294 "items" were confiscated. In the top were Springfield IL, Grand Junction CO, LaCrosse WI, San Luis Obispo CA, Binghamton NY, Redmond OR, and Gainesville FL. It seems that rural airports are most likely to find your stash. Ironically the least often that contraband was found related to the largest Airports, with Los Angeles and Chicago near the top of airports to sneak your stash through security. The report was released in anticipation of the October cut-backs at most airports of TSA Staff. On that date, Congress had mandated that 10,000 TSA staff be laid-off. Again, for those who fly with MJ - Never place it in your luggage, checked or carry-on, because TSA staff will find it and use it to justify their job.

08-29-2005, 10:41 PM	#485
Fatboy Loser New Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 3 Grams: 363.90 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Flying with Weed I would never get on a plane with weed. Though I ahve a friend who does it regularly. He keeps it on his person; never puts it in his checked or screened luggage. And he tells me I'm nuts for smoking weed in a car.

08-30-2005, 04:45 PM	#490
BartSimpson Sr. Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 884 Grams: 4,949.87 Groans: 0 Groaned at 5 Times in 2 Posts Thanks: 18 Thanked 167 Times in 96 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	For those who just tuned in . . . For what it is worth, let me say that it is foolish to place MJ in your luggage, checked or carry-on. Because no one is packing bombs, the only proof that the TSA is doing it's job is finding contraband, which includes your stash. Only the foolish would leave it to luck - that they don't happen to check your hiding spot. And the general consenus here from old-timers, is that is foolish to smuggle internationally. Domestically, put it in your whitey-tightey's.

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08-23-2005, 05:25 AM	#484
r33dh4m New Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 5 Grams: 652.80 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	OK, I'm back and was succesfull with the smuggling. All i'm gonna say is they don't check ****, there are no dogs, and you would be better off having it in your pocket then duck-taping it to your balls because believe me flying 7 hours with that tape ripping your nut hairs is enough to make you go insane. But it's easy to do. Also going from England to Spain i made ciggaweeds to go through. All they ask you to do is take off your hat if you are wearing a hat. They didn't even ask me to take off my shoes. Only leaving the US was i asked to do that, but not the socks.

08-29-2005, 10:45 PM	#486
Fatboy Loser New Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 3 Grams: 363.90 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Some time back, someone suggested just flying to Vegas and buying it there. I tried that and had a hell of a time getting high. Got ripped off. Nearly got shot. That **** happens to me here in ATL too. What am I doing wrong?

08-30-2005, 12:31 AM	#487
olehippie New Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 18 Grams: 466.65 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	I Just Came Back From The U.s. To The Middle East Where I Work. I Had Been There For 10 Months Without Smoke. While Back Home I Had Quite A Bit Of Honey Oil Just Sitting In My Freezer. I Decided To Take Some Back With Me From Seattle To The Middle East. I Knew I Would Be Singled Out By Security Because Of My Destination. I Had Placed The Oil In A Plastic Eye Makeup Container I Got From My Wife. I Then Placed That In A Large Ziplock Bag With My Toothbrush And Other Toiletries In My Carry On Bag. I Was Searched Or Should I Say I Was Singled Out At Security For A More Intrusive Search. This Happened At Every Airport I Had To Go Thru. Each Time I Watched Security Unpack My Carry On Bag Ang Go Thru Every Thing. All They Did Was Look At The Ziplock Bag. They Never Opened It. Before Landing In The Middle East I Placed The Oil In My Underwear And Sailed Right Thru Customs Without A Problem. This Worked For Me, But I Did Take A Big Chance. In The Country That I'm In, Its Life For Having Drugs. I Did It Knowing The Customs In This Country Is Pretty Lax When It Comes To Americans And U.k. Citizens. Anyway After Working In This Hell Hole For 10 Months Without Smoke, It Sure Is Nice To Get A Buzz After Work.

08-30-2005, 11:59 AM	#489
olehippie New Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 18 Grams: 466.65 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	They Are Not Looking For Bombs In Small Eye Makeup Containers. I Stayed Cool And Cooperated Completly.

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