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dmonfla

By the way, anyone who brags about sneaking pot on a plane almost everyday is in no position to question someone elses "problems" with pot.
But its ok because its domestic.
I guarantee that if it required you putting it in your ass to take it with you I'm sure then you'd be promoting the "anal insertion" method.

 

ninfan77

Up the bum is not an uncommon place, and i hate to tell you, unless you are sticking a sterile vacuum package up your bum, dogs WILL smell it.

If you really want to do this, by all means;but its not an uncommon smuggling method. I'm not going to go back and look up your destination, but in the USA, TSA has sheriff/leo at the checkpoint to perform any "thorough" screenings of a passenger. You CAN be denied boarding if leo believes you to be doing something illegal.

Anyhow, best of luck. You seem determined to smuggle your pot this way, be a drug mule and risk your health (yes its unhealthy to put things up there). Hope you dont get caught, let us know how you make out.

dmonfla

Thanks for the advice. Im not determined yet but I am determined to get all the facts.
The fact that you say a dog will smell it gives me reason to pause here.
I was under the impression dogs cant smell it there.

The total amount im would bring would be maybe 2-3 joint worths.

dmonfla

by the way, Im flying into gatwick airport in london. Im flying out of atlanta

dmonfla

one more detail.
Its in a plastic tube encapsulated in a silicone/adhesive substance.
Then I will triple wrap it in condoms

 

dmonfla

new plan.

put in a plastic container.

container is encapsulated in silicone/adhesive

double air packed/sealed

then wrapped in 2 condoms

Also, Ill be flying in early March if this makes a difference

ninfan77

I'd like to see a picture of this package wrapped up. No offense, sounds pretty big.

Atlanta - as of a couple years ago was one of the testing locations for BackScatter Xray. You may want to take a preliminary trip to the airport and verify its not in use. I dont believe it is in Atlanta right now, but again, safe vs sorry.

1tokeovertheline

Dogs by nature sniff asses. People asses, other dogs asses. It's a thing dogs do. They are ass sniffers. They have to be trained not to sniff asses.

Unproved rumors claim that early March is the time to stick drugs up your ass if going through security.

It seems that dogs abstain from sniffing asses the first two weeks of March and spend most of their time licking their nuts instead. I have never done a study on this so it is only a rumor. If female dogs are used in the airports it could still be a problem because obviously female dogs don't have nuts and continue to enjoy sniffing asses.

If you are lucky you will fly into an airport that exclusively uses male un-nutered dogs that will be setting around licking their nuts instead of doing their job.

I don't know if this rumor is true or if I actually made it up. You decide, but it makes sense to me, but then again I posted it.

PS
A healthy dog has a cold nose.

Buzzby

Where'd the "thanks" icon go? I'd like to give thanks for the previous post. I'd give you rep, 1toke, but the system says I have to spread it around before I can give it to you again.

If it's not too much trouble, I'd like to see a video of the packaging and insertion process. It would be a big hit on YouTube.

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1tokeovertheline

I wondered where the "Thanks" went too. Thanks for wanting to thank me. It's the thought that counts.
They keep telling GG that she has to spread it around before she can give it to me again too.
Thanks Buzzby for the thought.

I'll go ask in the Feedback where the "Thanks" went because I was wondering too.