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serialcultivator

For a long time I have been considering getting a whizzinator. However, I am troubled by a couple of things. One of them being several mirror tiles all around the toilet in the bathroom i have to go in to piss in a cup. A man usually stands with me and every so often looks at those reflective tiles. This presents a big problem for be because I feel it would be much easier to discover my use of the whizzinator in a test. It feels very invasive and violating and I would like to blow a whistle if I can. Also, how easy is it to discover the use of one of these devices and what would penalties be for being caught with it?

 

t-1000

I think you should just go ahead and buy it and then see how realistic it is. Even if you decide it isn't worth the risk with someone watching you, a whizzinator is the type of thing you are likely to want in the future. You could at least sell it to someone if you end up not wanting it. Also, keep in mind that people HAVE been caught using the whizzinator, so you should expect a PO to be knowledgeable about it.

It is most assuredly illegal to attempt, in any way, to fool a drug test.

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Buzzby

If this is a court-ordered test of some sort, they have every right to observe you. Assuming that this is a probation test, you'd be violating your probation and subject to whatever penalties the court could have imposed for your crime. Usually when you're sentenced they tell you that you're getting probation in lieu of a specific sentence. In my case it was three years of probation in lieu of eleven months in jail, after serving a month.

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pkster8235

I checked out the site, and they look fairly realistic. Good testimonials too... also bad testimonials from ignorant fools, but what can you do? I would go for it if I were a guy. Just make sure you pick the right shade

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serialcultivator

so overall is it easy to get caught using the whizzinator? or were the people who got caught just stupid? I am sure they know about the whizzinator. The guy who supervises the urine test is pretty chill but I am sure he would report me if he obviously knew about it. I plan to buy it anyway and practice using it. I guess I wont know until I try it. I was given 2 years of supervised probation for a deferred judgement. In colorado, cultivation carries a penalty of 2-4 years incarceration. What exactly does it mean to violate probation? will my probation be revoked and i am retried? or would i just go to jail for a few days and then restart probation?

BartSimpson

It means that when you are caught using your whizzinator (what do you think those mirrors are for?) you will do 2 to 4 years in the joint. This is a separate offense from the original cultivation charge, you will now face added time for your new whizzinator issue. It is a separate offense and they don't take this scam lightly. Law book thrown hard by Judge.

You will be caught (you think that guy likes looking at your dick?) and when this happens your probation will instantly be revoked and you will immediately go to jail, Then other jailbirds will get to try their whizzinator on you. How's that sound?

Get a clue here, buddy, you are not the first person to be drug tested. They know all the scams. They are clearly out to prevent substitution. You can't smoke pot for two years. Time to give it a rest, or you will regret it. Or expect the big whizzinator where the sun don't shine time.

Are the black ones bigger than the white ones? My girlfriend wants to know.

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Buzzby

If you violate the terms of your probation, you can be subject to anything up to the penalty you might have gotten instead of probation. There's no retrial. You've already been convicted. A judge will revoke your probation and give you a sentence, which you will serve until such time as it's completed or you're paroled.

serialcultivator

would probation be revoked over one failed drug test? how big of a slip up would it take to get probation revoked? I am currently on 2 a month tests and see my PO once a month. I've heard that I would get more frequent tests and/or more frequent meetings. I also heard that with a major fuck up, I would most likely lose the deferred part of my judgement but have to continue on my probation. Essentially, what could I expect for failing any tests? I've been trying to find a way around quitting smoking pot, but it looks like there is no way out of quitting. Thanks for the help so far.