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jeff24jefe

I need a quote for a journalism class so if any one that has a respected job or position wants to help me please do

Do you think marijuana can benefit society legally through recreational use or medicinal use?

writing a paper and need quotes soon....please leave you name and contact info

 

oneluv4boognish

ok seriously dude one thread was enough

Lit_Match

You are already on the internet my friend. Why come here and not go directly to the source? Search for "health benefits of marijuana" and look for the more peer reviewed sites.

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Mr.Goodbake

good call Lit Match.

hendrix

marijuana is possibly the greatest thing on earth besides sex and food. medically, i personally have experienced it's power in 1996 when I was suffering from a broken leg from a bmx accident, on the way to the emergency room we were car jacked and i was shot twice. once in the arm, and once in my back and left for dead.. near death i was air lifted to mass general hospital in boston, we ended up getting lost and eventually crashed into a power line in brazil. i was the only survivor.. and as you probably guessed, i was in seriously bad shape. the locals came to try to figure out what was going on when they spotted me.. burned horribly and nearly lost so much blood that if i didn't get help within 5 minutes i was surely dead. what saved my life then was that the crew on the helicopter did their best to stop the loss of blood.. i'm not sure how i managed to survive the crash to this point, i believe God was looking out for me. anyhow.. when the locals spotted me, one of the older guys, looked kind of like a wizard to be honest.. gave me a few puffs from his joint, or what he called a "doobie". thats how marijuana saved my life..

some other stuff happened afterward but it's a little blurry as far as memory goes.. something about a witch doctor. i think i ran home to boston afterwards also, but no one wants to back me up with that claim because i was "drunk" according to them.

anyway, i hope i helped.

- hendrix

 

Buzzby

That's pretty lost! Great tall tale. I especially liked the part about running home to Boston. Did you take the land route or simply run across the ocean?

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oneluv4boognish

Nah i heard he called Moses on his private line and had him part the damn thing

thegreatbeyond

I once was shot in the heart, but my trusty Nugg in my pocket deflected the bullet, which then struck a serial rapist in the spine, rendering him a parapalegic. When the parapalegic's wheelchair caught fire, he sued the company that made it, thus putting it out of business. The CEO of the company had been using wheelchair money to travel to Tailand to pick up 14 year old ladyboys.

Later that day, I smoked my trusty Nugg and saved over 15% on my car insurance while delivering the baby that would become the True Messiah.

If I'm lying, may 2 ounces of primo bud rain down upon my bed this very night!

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