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"Medical" Marijuana

Source:"Medical" Marijuana (The Angry Pharmacist)

Now the last few entries haven't been very angry. This one is to make up for that.

How many of us have been merrily working along, to have some fucking douchebag come into your store and ask if you stock "medical" marijuana? How many of you have had said douchebag argue with you when you say that marijuana is illegal to have on the basis of "I have a prescription".

Let me clear the air here. Marijuana is a C-I substance. It is illegal. End of story. Cocaine is a C-II substance, cocaine is legal with an Rx!

I don't care if you have an Rx from some quack in some hippie-dirt-eating-town like San Francisco or Seattle. I don't care if you have a letter from God himself saying "Thou Shalt Smoke The Weed". Its fucking illegal. Let me repeat it again because you were baked the first time I said it; its fucking illegal. Don't care what your city says, what your county says, what your liberal fruity-motherfucker mayor says, its illegal. State law cannot relax a federal law, get used to it.

Where do people get off arguing with me about this shit? I could care less if there is a clinic down the road that sells it for "medical purposes". A quick call to the DEA and that clinic wont be around for much longer, why? ITS FUCKING ILLEGAL TO GROW OR SELL MARIJUANA! Is prostitution legal for people with erectile dysfunction (with an Rx of course)? Think about that one for a while.

Now I know that people are going to blow me shit about how you have "glaucoma","wasting", "blah blah chronic pain", "blah blah you dont know how it feels" that require smoking out three times a day. My response? There are a whole shitpot full of other agents out there that are safer, cheaper, and work a whole lot better than smoking out. Stop using those lame ass cop-out excuses and stop inviting me to your pity party. Go see a "real" doctor and get a "real" Rx for some Soma or Vicodin instead of going to a quack and getting an "Rx" for some pot. I may not know how it feels to need pot, but you obviously don't know how it feels to be annoyed while you're trying to work (you know, work? The thing you don't do. A job? Ring any bells?)

When you're 24 years old, reek of pot walking in the front door, then stumble over your words saying that you have glaucoma and HIV/AIDS wasting (when you're a good 260lbs) and you need some marijuana, it makes me want to kick you in the face and give you a real reason to smoke out everyday. Then you hand me your medicaid card which really makes me mad that you're doing this shit on my tax dime!

And for god sakes, quit arguing with us about the legality of it! You're a stoner hippie (still living with your mother) arguing with someone who's not baked, went to college, has use of most of his brain still, can remember things for longer than 3 mins, and legally deals drugs for a living! In fact, you wont remember this conversation 10 min's from now (but your glaucoma will be excellent!).

God help us if they decide to make pot legal. If you think Americans are fat and lazy now, imagine when a good majority of the population is sitting around eating Big Macs and smoking out all day. Oh wait, thats our welfare system. Sorry about that.