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Originally Posted by George Carlin

To the drug community... What is Time Magazine calling it this week? Mini-culture? Micro-culture? They got a million hyphens over there at Time Incorporated...
Yeah.. To the doper, shit means something very special. Shit means shi-i-i-i-i-i-it! Whatever you smoke, drop, shoot, snort, rub into your belly or whatever, is your shit.
Especilly grass... most often referred to as "shit".

Yeah...

"You got any shit?"
"Nah, I'm out of shit."
"Why don't you lend me some shit?"
"You already owe me some shit!"

I wonder if one narcotics policeman... (I call them narcotics policemen because I don't like the word "narc". It sounds too final. NARC! BOOM! "Narcotics Policeman" sounds like you might have a chance of talking him out of it! Good luck!) But I wonder if one narc could go all the way through school and not know that shit means shi-i-i-i-i-it.
He might.

He'd sure be in for a lot of surprises the first day on the job, though. Someone would roll up to him...

"You want to buy some shit?"
"Well, I never thought about it, really. Where'd you get the shit?" (Draw him out.. Try to get the identity of Mr. Big.)
"Well, we brought it back from Cambodia in a guitar, man. We made brownies out of some of it and gave some away as a wedding present. We're seling the rest."
"Hmmm. Sounds like some sort of a religious cult. Well, how much is the shit?"
"I'll let you have two ounces for ninety dollars, man."
"Must be good shit!"
"Yeah, it is man. You think you want some papers with that?"
"Yes, better let me have a roll or two!"