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Jurassic5

anyone know a way to get un-stoned? not like a cure but somthing to do or eat or drink that would get me feelin more normal a while after smoking

 

Leithreas

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Proud_Canadian

You want something to get you un-stoned?

Get pulled over by a cop and then get asked to step outside for a chat.

Worked for me.


Officer: So you the dumbasses who've been running over garbage cans? Don't bull**** me either.
Me: Yes, sir.
Officer: We've been working on trying to bust ****loads of car thieves and we've got two idiots running over garbage cans wasting our time. Get out of here and don't cause any more trouble.

He gave me friend a ticket for 'driving without properly displaying an N' - the cheapest ticket in the book and no driver points either - and he had his N up too, but we didn't complain hehe. the car reeked like pot, and we didn't have any time to put any visine in but the cops didn't say anything about that.

i love the cops up here - they try to stop REAL CRIME - not us weedsmokers. sure they take the weed away if they catch ya, but they don't go out of their way to catch you, and they don't give you any tickets or arrest you unless your a dealer or something

metlok

i have the utmost respect for most cops here in bc they are all pretty reasonable.

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gdman420

Wait, why would you wanna get un-stoned?

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jaydawg

maybe because his parents just called and said they would be home in 20 minutes..

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DailyTripper

or there's a pair of uniformed officers with a k-9 dog knocking on the front door.

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PhreshwaterPhunk

dude, shut up. its easy. just act normal, it may take practice but it works for me. i walk around my house all the time stoned or drunk. nobody knows.

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gdman420

Still I don't think that would be a problem. I know you might be like bugging when you heard that, but as long as you act cool it's no problem. I talk to my parents when I'm ripped out of my mind a lot actually, now I don't like it, I absolutly hate it, but as long as you act cool your golden.


That's rough, but just act cool. If they have a k9 youd be screwed anyway. Just don't give the cops a reason to come.

Just act cool and don't freak out. If your real bad and bugging try to eat something.

Funkbot

just stay CALM... seriously. staying calm always works if u just act natural and keep your cool. What would look better, you answering the door and saying, "yes?". or the cops continually barge at your door while your trying to cook a feast and u have to answer, "why did you take so long" which makes them suspicous, and more interrogative. ive gone through 6 years of training folks, i know.

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