TomServo

I said a few of my favorites on the old boards, but i forgot about this one. Its in the episode where theyre trying to figure out who tried to kill Mr. Burns, and they know its one of the Simpsons because of DNA evidence (not word for word)...

Lisa - "It could be any one of us. Well, except for you mom."
Marge - "No no no! When I took your fathers name, I took everything that came with it, including DNA!"
Lisa - "Ummmm, ok mom."

mirage

when homer trips hard core from eating chili and he kicks the turtle

SS_M

How about the episode when homer becomes a missionary cause he was running from a group of angry people. so he ends up in some island in fiji and tries to get the people to build a church and they build a casino and they all get drunk.

The best part was when he couldnt find beer i grabed one of the frogs and licked it. it happend to be one of the kind of river frogs that has DMT in the poison on its back so his pupils all dialed and he started smiling and tripping and **** it was awesome.
just thought i had to throw that in.

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Brainrape

When Otto walks out of a sotre called Stoner's Pot Palace, and it ended up being a cooking utensils store...

Otto: Man that is flagrant false advertising...

Or when Shelbyville dosed the Sprigfield water supply with LSD...Marge is cooking and a chicken flies out of the oven in a rainbow swirl and says "I think I'm a bit overdone"

But the best one, and it is too long to describe is with Guy Incgnito, Homer's exact identitcal...

Ir how about when Homer missed a free ride through college to wrestele a dog for a piece of ham

Man, there are TOO many jokes, it's one of the most intelligent and hilarious shows on TV, I can't get enough...

imported_dubstylee420

I wouldn't even know where to begin, there are so many good lines... but one that comes to line is in the episode where they get Ned's beach house, the one where lisa makes all of the friends, and as a going away present, the kids cover Homer's car with seashells.

Then, Homer sees it, and screams, "SWEET, MERCIFUL CRAP! MY CAR!" I die laughing everytime i see it. That line is too good.

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Slightly Stoopid

What about the one where Homer becomes a body guard for the mayor of springfield. I think that one was extremely funny

Also, another good one was a recent one when the Simpson family went to Africa. That one had sooo many scenes that made me bust out laughing

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firedoob

Remember the one where the Simpsons went to a concert or something and either Bart or Lisa said, "It smells like otto's jacket in here"

I love the one where Bart & Lisa are getting really competitive about hockey and they have a fight in Lisa's room...I watched this one with my little cousins and got into trouble because they started doing it on each other.
Bart: Okay I'm going to leave but as I'm leaving I'm going to punch the air like this and if any part of you comes into contact with that ar, it is your fault
Lisa: Then I'm going to kick the air like this and if any part of you should come into contact with that air it is not my fault

And who can forget the episode where Maggie is revealed to be the spawn of an alien and they all go on Jerry Springer...Homer, Marge, Maggie, and the alien.

I can't believe all the weed jokes in there that only stoners wuold get. I've watched the simpsons since the beginning and since I started smoking I only appreciate it more.

JF

ha ha, the one where homer's supposed to be tellin the story of how lisa got her trumpet but he ends up talkin about barts first day of school then they start singin and apu shows up at the window and sings "and for no reason here's apu" ha ha, cracks me up

AfRo

no one said anything about when bart shook up homer's beer with a paint mixer!(April Fools, he he) anyway the house almost exploded a Wiggums is "Proceeding on foot, there's beer coming out the chimney, 216, i repeat 216, pretzels, WE need pretzels"

camd0g1

Heres one of my favourites, when homer worked as a food critic for the newspaper.

Homer: OK, what restaurant did we review?
Lisa: Well, we went to Pate LaBelle last week, how about that?
Homer: Great, now let me think. The food was ... [Homer tastes
his food-stained shirt to remind himself of the
restaurant] ... was not un-delicious
Lisa: [typing] The food is delicious.
Homer: Ooh! That's brilliant! And they had this sweet, sweet
chocolate mousse. Really, the only word to describe it is
[drools lustily].
Lisa: Hmm. What's the English equivalent for [imitates Homer]?
I'd say ... transcendent.
Homer: How about groin-grabbingly transcendent?
Lisa: Uh ... I don't think so.
Homer: We make a good team. A groin-grabbingly good team!
[... a little later ...]
Lisa: 497 ... 498 words.
Homer: How about screw Flanders!
Lisa: Bon Appetite!
Homer: Ah, they're both good.

That cracks me up